Saturday, 1 July 2023
Periodical Ramblings (13)
National Geographic
Periodical Ramblings
Friday, 16 June 2023
Genug Shoyn
Enough Already!
In clear violation of the statements I made in the "About This Blog" section of this blog, I was about to post about subjects relating to current affairs rather than obscure older ones. The current subjects you will be aware of and they mostly relate to those who feel they have been short-changed or feel left out, or who feel they are victims. Note the words 'feel' since most of these topics have to do with identity and feelings rather than ideology or thinking. When I recently had nerve enough to try and look at the news, these same subjects were to be seen across all channels, being discussed by the same people, when they weren't discussing Trump or Trudeau. As a verbal gesture of exasperation, I probably gasped out loud what I was thinking, which was "Enough Already." It is derived from the Yiddish expression above which, of course, make sense since the Jews have had many reasons to feel exasperated and and not a few of them were real victims.
''Howard Fineman of Newsweek asks, ''Is there any way out of this mess?'' leading to an inch-high, 102-point, block-letter headline: ''enough already.''
Monday, 12 June 2023
Dead Fish Headlines
More Signs of the Times
You may have noticed many recent news stories with headlines such as the ones provided below. They all relate to dead fish in the Gulf of Mexico, the ones pictured above.
“Dead Fish Wash Ashore on Texas Gulf Coast: A Biblical Plague”
“Tens of Thousands of Dead Fish Wash Ashore on Gulf Coast Texas”
“Why Hundreds of Dead Fish Washed Ashore in Texas”
“Hundreds of Thousands of Dead Fish Are Washing Ashore”
There are many others and I decided to troll and find more. A simple search yielded many from all around the globe. I will just provide the headlines because I am too lazy to type or paste the full source. Trust me, unfortunately they are all real and recent and there are many more than I have presented.
From elsewhere in North America:
“Dead Fish Washing Up on Shores of Lake Washington” (Washington state)
“Dead Fish and Other Aquatic Animals More Common in Summer Heat” (Michigan)
“Why Dead Fish are Washing Up on Michigan Shores"
“Biologist Explains Uptick in Dead Fish Floating Along Riverfront” Paducah (Ohio River)
“Annual Spring Die-off of Lake Erie Fish Causing Concern”
“Dead Fish Spotted at Canyon Lake” South Dakota"
"Dead Fish Surface at Sunset Park Pond” Nevada
“Dead Fish in Grenadier Pond Being Investigated” (Toronto)
“Locals Still Concerned Over Dead Fish in RIver (Tenn.)
“Hundreds of Dead Fish Die From Spawning Stress in Iowa Lakes”
From the UK:
“Dead Fish Found Floating in Earlswood Lakes”
“Ballinderry River: Fish Kill Investigated in County Tyrone”
From the Middle East and Africa:
“Authorities Probe Suspected Poisoning of Dead Fish in Sea of Galilee”
“Fish Deaths Near Rio Tinto Mine in Madagascar Dredge Up Community Differences”
From the Far East:
“Dead Fish Raise a Stink in Sursager Lake Once Again” (India)
“Thousands of Fish Dead in Dal Lake” Authorities See Thermal Stratification as Reason” (India)
“Almost 400 kg of Fish Found Floating Dead on Nam Ngao River” (Laos)
“35 Tons of Dead Fish Wash Up in China Lake”
Last, But Not Least - Australia:
“Dead Fish Found in the Darling River at Menindee”
“NSW Chief Scientist to Lead Inquiry Into Menindee Fish Kill”
“Millions of Dead Fish Wash Up Amid Heat Wave in Australia”
"Thousands of Fish Flushed Out of the RIver Murray"
“Tonnes of Dead Fish Pulled From Darling in River Cleanup”
“Thousands of Dead Fish Surface on Gold Coast”
I did not include magazines in my search, but here is one example that relates to the picture above" "Millions of Dead Fish Are Rotting in an Australian River," Margaret Osborne, Smithsonian Magazine, March 21, 2023. I also excluded stories about the fish killed in Ukraine - "“Footage Shows Dead Fish in Kakhovka Reservoir After Dam Flooding."
Self Defence For the Elderly
An old friend came to visit recently. He has been a friend for a long time and he is in fact old, although not as old as I. He arrived with the help a cane or, what is known by the British as a "walking stick." Given that the cohort of the decrepit is increasing almost as rapidly as gangs of those who are younger and inclined to inflict violence, I thought it best to suggest some reading for us oldsters. Since we don't have much time, I will get right to the book.
The title is: The "Walking Stick" Method of Self-Defence," by an "Officer of the Indian Police" (Herbert Gordon Lang). It is basically a manual for those of us who might need to bludgeon someone with our canes. There are headings in it like "Flicks" and "Flips" and "Active Stick Play." If you search for the title on AbeBooks, you will find many copies, some of which are very expensive. But, as a loyal reader of Mulcahy's Miscellany, I will provide you with a free copy. All 118 pages can be read by clicking on this link: The Walking Stick Method of Self-Defence.
If you wish to know more about the art of stick fighting or canne de combat, see the entry for Pierre Vigny in Wikipedia.
If you are shopping for such a device, there are options, but I suggest looking at this: "7 Best Tactical Self Defense Canes (Combat Canes)" by Robert Brannon in SurvivalMag, Jan. 6, 2023. The spelling of "defense" should indicate to you that this is a publication from the United States. I would suggest, however, that if you are hobbling into that country, you might find that you will need more than your stick.
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The Bonus:
There is a good song about walking sticks. You will enjoy it and it will allow me to comply with the CRTC rules about Canadian content. The song is by Dickran Gobalian, who you may know as Leon Redbone. Listen here: "Walking Stick." Do skip the ad and wait for the lyrics:
Without my walking stick, I'd go insane
I can't look my best I feel undressed without my cane.
Must have my walking stick 'cause it may rain
When it pours can't be outdoors without my cane....
Subtitles
By 'subtitles' I mean the ones that appear at the bottom of a screen at the theatre or on your television. They are useful if the people on the screen are speaking a language you don't understand and the subtitles appear in a language you do, or if you cannot hear. The subtitles that appear after the title on a book constitute a different subject and it is a subject about which I have amassed a considerable amount of information. That will be presented to you if I ever stop being distracted by minor topics such as this one.
I am now old and so are my ears. My ability to hear has diminished along with many others and I have come to rely on subtitles or "closed captioning" when watching television (chyrons are somewhat different in that they offer words at the bottom of the screen directing you to something else you should be watching or worrying about.) Apparently many people, even the younger versions, are reading subtitles while watching what is on the screen. That readership is increasing among viewers is not disputed and if you search for articles about subtitles you will find many.
My purpose here is to direct you to an article which offers some explanations for why the subtitles are on, even if the characters speaking are not Irish. If you are older and don't know how to turn them on, call your service provider. In advance, you should turn up the volume on the phone so you can hear the reasons why you are being put on hold and, as well, listen to the music.
Here is the useful part and it represents only a portion of what the author has to say. You should read the entire piece which is by Devin Gordon and it came in a newsletter from the Atlantic magazine around June 6: "Why Is Everyone Watching TV With The Subtitles On?: It's Not Just You."
The good news, according to Onnalee Blank, the four-time Emmy Award–winning sound mixer on Game of Thrones, is that it’s not your fault that you can’t hear well enough to follow this stuff. It’s not your TV’s fault either, or your speakers—your sound system might be lousy, but that’s not why you can’t hear the dialogue. “It has everything to do with the streaming services and how they’re choosing to air these shows,” Blank told me.
Specifically, it has everything to do with LKFS, which stands for “Loudness, K-weighted, relative to full scale” and which, for the sake of simplicity, is a unit for measuring loudness. Traditionally it’s been anchored to the dialogue. For years, going back to the golden age of broadcast television and into the pay-cable era, audio engineers had to deliver sound levels within an industry-standard LKFS, or their work would get kicked back to them. That all changed when streaming companies seized control of the industry, a period of time that rather neatly matches Game of Thrones’ run on HBO. According to Blank, Game of Thrones sounded fantastic for years, and she’s got the Emmys to prove it. Then, in 2018, just prior to the show’s final season, AT&T bought HBO’s parent company and overlaid its own uniform loudness spec, which was flatter and simpler to scale across a large library of content. But it was also, crucially, un-anchored to the dialogue.
“So instead of this algorithm analyzing the loudness of the dialogue coming out of people’s mouths,” Blank explained to me, “it analyzes the whole show as loudness. So if you have a loud music cue, that’s gonna be your loud point. And then, when the dialogue comes, you can’t hear it.” Blank remembers noticing the difference from the moment AT&T took the reins at Time Warner; overnight, she said, HBO’s sound went from best-in-class to worst. During the last season of Game of Thrones, she said, “we had to beg [AT&T] to keep our old spec every single time we delivered an episode.” (Because AT&T spun off HBO’s parent company in 2022, a spokesperson for AT&T said they weren’t able to comment on the matter.)
Netflix still uses a dialogue-anchor spec, she said, which is why shows on Netflix sound (to her) noticeably crisper and clearer: “If you watch a Netflix show now and then immediately you turn on an HBO show, you’re gonna have to raise your volume.” Amazon Prime Video’s spec, meanwhile, “is pretty gnarly.” But what really galls her about Amazon is its new “dialogue boost” function, which viewers can select to “increase the volume of dialogue relative to background music and effects.” In other words, she said, it purports to fix a problem of Amazon’s own creation. Instead, she suggested, “why don’t you just air it the way we mixed it?”
The appearance of the subtitles on your screen also varies widely by platform—the streamers control that dial too—and some of them put more effort into the task than others. But their default typefaces are all clunky and robotic and bear no connection to the content. If they can beam Severance into our homes and invent dialogue-boost features, surely they can figure out how to let us pick our own typeface, or shrink the font size, or move the words to a different spot on the screen. You know who’d really benefit from that? Deaf people! Non-English speakers. Anyone who finds that subtitles make them feel included in the culture, rather than shut out of it. And maybe the ubiquity of words at the bottom of the screen will inspire filmmakers and showrunners to craft their own subtitles as a viewing option—you can watch this Jordan Peele art-house horror series with Hulu’s charmless sans serif or with Peele’s signature typeset."
Sources:
As mentioned, there are many. The graphic above is from: "Survey: Why America is Obsessed With Subtitles," Matt Zajechowski, preply.com, 03/06/2023.
I see that I hinted about my larger project on print subtitles in a post about: "Titling." Perhaps I should see if I can find my notes.
Monday, 5 June 2023
Signs of the Times
Shoplifting
"Retail Shrink"
Since there is little in the way of analysis in this post, I will at least offer one solution that may help reduce thefts:
See also from Mulcahy's Miscellany - "Spider Security."
Monday, 29 May 2023
Scissors and Spelling
Factlet 13 - There are Over 480 Ways to Spell 'Scissors'
The ad reminded me of the page provided below which is the 59th one in Schott's Quintessential Miscellany (of which, by the way, I became aware only after choosing the title: Mulcahy's Miscellany.)
This photo is not a very good one, but I assure you Schott does present all 480 spellings on the page which is found in a very small book. The book by Barrow he refers to is this one: To the Curious; The Word Scissars Appears Capable of More Variations in the Spelling than any Other, T.T. Barrow.
The site found at the scissor maker Ciselier is worth a look and they even have their own blog.
The source for the page provided above was given, but you should know that there are other Schott's: Schott's Original Miscellany; Schott's Food and Drink Miscellany and Schott's Sporting Gaming and Idling Miscellany. They are small books containing large amounts of information. For example in Schott's Quintessential... you will find the names of all of Churchill's pets and all of the addresses at which he (and they) lived.
















