Friday 31 March 2023

Sensitivity Readers

 


   While I was resting after so much blogging, I turned to reading and can now present to you a "scoop", which is an unusual thing to appear in MM. I have just learned that an acceptable book has recently been published. It is pictured above. There is no title to be offended by, nor is there an author of the wrong whatever. It also does not not contain any content which might trouble you. In fact, refreshingly enough, it contains no content at all, so read on.  Given that you are likely the sensitive type, I will say no more. 

Post Script: 
  Back in the "horrific" old days, Penguin books used to actually contain some words. For example, see this post: "Penguin Books." But, A WARNING IS IN ORDER. Only those of you with sufficiently calloused eyeballs should consider even a peek. 
   If you are a reader of MM, you will know that nothing books are not new. If you think you feel safe enough to purchase empty books containing no threatening thoughts, then see my post: "Much Ado About Nothing." (Full Disclosure: If you order such books from the links provided, MM gets a significant percentage which will be used to support the charity of your choice.)

Weir and the Masters

 GOLF



   It shouldn't be too difficult to quickly produce a sports-related post. I recently did one on curling, which some people regard as a sport, and now will focus on golf, which some people argue, doesn't require much in the way of athleticism and should only be played by badly dressed senior citizens.

  The attention of Canadians will soon be diverted for a few days from the Stanley Cup Playoffs, which began last August and will end next August, to the Masters at Augusta National. It is usually diverted to Augusta at this time of year since the azaleas provide us with some much needed colour, or color as they would write in Georgia. Much more of it will be there this year because it was twenty years ago that Mike Weir won The Masters and he will be playing there again. 

  Other Canadians will be involved as well, and that there are more of them on the PGA and LPGA Tours is likely because of the example set by Weir. Corey Conners from Listowel will also be playing in the Masters where it surely will be much warmer than it was in Listowell in 2003 when the 11-year-old Connors could not watch Weir putt on the 18th hole to get in a playoff: "I had to leave the living room," Connors recalled almost 20 years later. "I heard my dad cheer  and I knew he had made it." It may be that Weir was inspirational for females as well since Brook Henderson is doing well on the LPGA and Maddie Szeryk of London is playing on that Tour today in Palos Verdes. At the end of the second round, the Canadian Maude-Aimee Leblanc is tied for third.

   The folks at Golf Canada want to see more Canadian golfers on both professional tours and time and money are being spent to achieve the goal of having 30 Canadians on the PGA or LPGA Tours by 2032. Canada has a lot of golf courses and it is felt that there should be more Canadians among the top 200. There are 84 U.S. male golfers among the top 200 and 62 Korean women in the female category. Canada has 6 men and 2 women among the top 200. This year there will be 3 Canadians joining Weir at The Master (Connors, Adam Svensson, and Mackenzie Hughes). Maybe next year there will be more.


The Bonus: 
  There is a tradition at The Masters (there are a lot of them) that the winner provides The Masters Champions Dinner the following year. Weir chose: elk, wild boar, Arctic char and Canadian beer. 

Sources:
 
The Connor's quote and the table above are from: "Canada Hopes to Double the Number of Players on Golf's Biggest Stages: Here's How," Gary Mason, G&M, Feb. 25, 2023. 

More On Golf From MM:

About golf in London see: Joy in Mudville
To learn about another good Canadian golfer see: Rod Spittle. 
To find out what colour (or color) balls you should have, see: On Golf Balls. 
To read more about the darker side of the brightly coloured Augusta National, see my post on The Canadian Masters.  It is an event that is even more exclusive than The Masters and the horticulture is better. The only thing lacking is the golf. Tickets went on sale on March 1 and it looks like they are all gone. Gardens of Les Quatre Vents. 

Holy Mackerel

 


   It is the last day of March and one measure of my lack of productivity is found in the number "4",  which is the total of my posts for this month -- so far. At least I have been consistent, in that I was also unproductive during those thirty days in areas other than blogging. In order to increase my output and decrease the anger of an audience left with nothing to read, I will look about and see what I can come up with.

   Let's start with fish and begin with mackerel, which will be followed by squid. Never a particularly popular fish, the mackerel were at least plentiful. In the North Atlantic, however, their numbers have plummeted. Last year the Department of Fisheries and Oceans closed the mackerel fishery, and next week the DFO will announce if it will remain closed.

   That the mackerel stock has now reached the "critical zone", is partially caused by one of the factors that led to the collapse of the cod fishery - overfishing. U.S. fishermen, by the way, continue to fish for mackerel, which increases the Maritimers dissatisfaction with the way the DFO handles things. 

  Environmental factors and climate change also affect the migratory paths of fish, who like humans, seek water with the proper temperature. A historical example of this is found in 1816 which is known as the "year without a summer." The eruption of Indonesia's Tambora volcano in 1815 resulted in a global drop in temperature and the bad weather led to food shortages. 1816 is also referred to as the "Mackerel Year" since the fishermen in the Gulf of Maine focussed on them when other species declined, perhaps an aquatic example of the "butterfly effect." 


About Those Squid
   
   I learned about the situation in the North Atlantic from a recent article in the G&M. That reminded me of the squid in the South Atlantic. They are rapidly disappearing and the main problem is industrial fishing. Such overfishing is illustrated in the satellite mage above. You have probably seen such pictures which show the parts of planet earth at night when it is supposed to be dark. Major urban areas show up as illuminated strips where expected, such as along the North Atlantic coastline. It is surprising, however, when bright spots appear in what I imagine as one of the darker places, the South Atlantic Ocean, off the coast of Argentina. The lighted cities consist of hundreds of boats, many from Asian countries, using very bright lights to attract squid. Perhaps we need to cut back a bit on the calamari. 


The Bonus:
 
   The title of this post was deliberately chosen for marketing purposes since I knew that you were unlikely to be lured by "fish", for example. If you look up the history of "Holy Mackerel" you will learn a great deal and much of it will be more interesting than this post. It appears that in the old days, like the ones now, euphemisms were needed to soften the expressions used. It is better to say, "Holy Mackerel" than "Holy Mary" or "Holy Madonna". Actually, given the current explosion of euphemisms, students may be required to major in Euphemisms rather than English. 
   But, my "Holy Mackerel" comes from a different place, since I am not very religious. I associate it with a radio show from the 1950s and the catchphrase "Holy Mackerel There Andy!" It is a show now vilified, partially because of the appropriation accusation and you can learn more about it by reading the Wikipedia entry for "Amos 'n' Andy" or read the book by Bart Andrews pictured below.
Sources
  My wife insists that she sometimes reads this drivel, but she did admit that she never reads "The Bonus" (where I often place the best stuff) or "The Sources", so I will only put a few: 
   "Atlantic Mackerel Numbers Have Collapsed - Can A Moratorium Bring Them Back," Daniel Boyce and Jenn Thornhill Verma, The Globe and Mail, March 26, 2023.
   About the Mount Tabora and mackerel see: "What Can Mackerel and A Volcano Say About Climate Change" Patrick Whittle, AP in the G&M, Jan. 23, 2017
   "Squid in the Spotlight: Unregulated Squid Fisheries Are Headed for Disaster," Greenpeace, March 2022. "Argentine Denounces "Depredation" by Foreign Fishing Fleets," Javier Castro Bugarin, Online News, March 21, 2023.
  For "Holy Mackerel" see: "Why Do People Say "Holy Mackerel?", By Stacy Conradt, Mental Floss, Jan 5, 2012.

Saturday 25 March 2023

Nostalgia Isn't What It Used To Be

 Nordstrom and Zellers

   This post is not about either of those commercial establishments since you will already have read a lot about them over the last few weeks. If you haven't, I will say simply that the purveyor of luxury goods (Nordstrom) left Canada, while the discount chain (Zellers) returned. Zellers, by the way, closed hundreds of stores about a decade ago, and was bought by Target which more recently closed shop and left to go back to the more robust southern market. Sears had already gone and Lowes and Bed Bath & Beyond are also exiting. What this all means I will leave for the more mercantile-minded to explain to you, but to put it in balance sheet terms, I think it likely constitutes a 'loss.'  I could be wrong. Apparently nostalgia-seeking Canadians are lining up for Zellers-branded red sweatshirts and Dollar General stores and pay-day lenders are multiplying quickly enough to more than fill the commercial real estate spaces left empty by Nordstrom. 

But What About Schnurr's?


   My real intention, which is not clear from that digressive first paragraph, is to bring to your attention a story you did not read. It is about a General Store that is located in Linwood, Ontario. It has been there for 165 years and if you are a fan of true nostalgia, you can go shop there or, in September, take a tour during "Door's Open Waterloo Region." 
  More importantly, if you read the article I will provide about Schnurr's, along with my earlier post about “Dorfläden,” you will learn a great deal about the history of 'General Stores', which is more interesting, I think, than knowing about the current retail environment. 

Sources:
   "This Family-Owned Grocery Store Has Been Serving the Linwood Community for 165 Years," Carmen Groleau, CBC News, Mar. 23, 2023.
   “Dorfläden, is the German term for "village stores", which appear to be coming back. The post about it is Here and if you are interested in old-timey things like "Service Stations", see Here. 

The Bonus:
   The picture of Schnurr's is from Google Street View. If you are longing for the good old department store days, here is a scene from inside of Kingsmill's which used to exist in London. It is also from Google and more about that is found in this post: "Detour."

Friday 24 March 2023

On Ophiology

The Sounds of Snakes

   
   While I have not felt like writing much lately, I have continued to read and that allows me to present you with items more interesting than I could otherwise provide. This piece is about snakes and it is from the same book from which I copied, about a month ago, a description of hail storms. In this instance, W. H. Hudson recalls the snake sounds he heard as a child. They were coming from under the floor beneath his bed. 

   I grew up in an area where there were a lot of snakes, but I can't say I ever heard any, and apart from the ones that rattle, I didn't think snakes made much noise. You will learn from the piece below that they do make sounds and I learned from it what 'ophiology' is. If you are not a fan of snakes, you are warned that the symphony of snakes described here, may give you the shivers.

   "Snakes were common enough about us; snakes of seven or eight different kinds, green in the green grass, and yellow and dusky-mottled in dry and barren places and in withered herbage, so that it was difficult to detect them. Sometimes they intruded into the dwelling-rooms, and at all seasons a nest or colony of snakes existed in the thick old foundations of the house, and under the flooring. In winter they hibernated there, tangled together in a cluster no doubt; and in summer nights when they were at home, coiled at their ease or gliding ghost-like about their subterranean apartments, I would lie awake and listen to them by the hour. For although it may be news to some closet ophiologists, serpents are not all so mute as we think them. At all events this kind, the Philodryas aestivus--a beautiful and harmless colubrine snake, two and a half to three feet long, marked all over with inky black on a vivid green ground--not only emitted a sound when lying undisturbed in his den, but several individuals would hold a conversation together which seemed endless, for I generally fell asleep before it finished. A hissing conversation it is true, but not unmodulated or without considerable variety in it; a long sibilation would be followed by distinctly-heard ticking sounds, as of a husky-ticking clock, and after ten or twenty or thirty ticks another hiss, like a long expiring sigh, sometimes with a tremble in it as of a dry leaf swiftly vibrating in the wind. No sooner would one cease than another would begin; and so it would go on, demand and response, strophe and antistrope; and at intervals several voices would unite in a kind of low mysterious chorus, death-watch and flutter and hiss; while I, lying awake in my bed, listened and trembled. It was dark in the room, and to my excited imagination the serpents were no longer under the floor, but out, gliding hither and thither over it, with uplifted heads in a kind of mystic dance; and I often shivered to think what my bare feet might touch if I were to thrust a leg out and let it hang down over the bedside."

Source:
  Far Away and Long Ago: A Childhood in Argentina, W. H. Hudson. Eland Books, 1982, pp.207-208.

The Bonus:
   
It gets worse. I also happen to be reading Hudson's, Idle Days in Patagonia. Early on in the book Hudson describes an incident when he accidentally shoots himself in the leg and has to wait in a windowless cabin while his friend goes for help. He learns that he is not alone:

 "At length, about midnight, I was startled by a slight curious sound in the intense silence and darkness. It was in the cabin and close to me. I thought at first it was like the sound made by a rope drawn slowly over the clay floor. I lighted a wax match, but the sound had ceased, and I saw nothing. After awhile I heard it again, but it now seemed to be out of doors and going round the hut, and I paid little attention to it. It soon ceased, and I heard it no more. So silent and dark was it thereafter that The hut I reposed in might have been a roomy coffin in which I had been buried a hundred feet beneath the surface of the earth. Yet I was no longer alone, if I had only known it, but had now a messmate and bedfellow who had subtly crept in to share the warmth of the cloak and of my person—one with a broad arrow-shaped head, set with round lidless eyes like polished yellow pebbles, and a long smooth limbless body, strangely segmented and vaguely written all over with mystic characters in some dusky tint on an indeterminate grayish-tawny ground...."

[When his friend returns, Hudson learns he has been sleeping with the snake.]

"Not until the sun was an hour up did my friend return to me to find me hopeful still, and with all my faculties about me, but unable to move without assistance. Putting his arms around me he helped me up, and just as I had got erect on my sound leg, leaning heavily on him, out from beneath the poncho lying at my feet glided a large serpent of a venomous kind, the Craspedocephalus alternactus, called in the vernacular the 'serpent with cross.' Had my friend's arms not been occupied with sustaining me he, no doubt, would have attacked it with the first weapon that offered, and in all probability killed it, with the result that I should have suffered from a kind of vicarious remorse ever after. Fortunately it was not long in drawing its coils out of sight and danger into a hole in the wall."


Sources: 
   'Ophiology' is a sub-field of Herpetology and the Wikipedia entry for that is here.
   You will learn from this very interesting article that cobras growl: "6 Sssecrets of a Snake-Sound Scientissst," Kate Horowitz, Mental Floss, Sept. 21, 2015. 

CANCON
   Snakes, lots of them, can be found at the Narcisse Snake Dens which are located about an hour from Winnipeg. "Snakes On A Plain: A Visit to Manitoba's Narcisse Snake Dens: A Bucket List Experience Observing the World's Largest Concentration of Snakes," Robin Esrock, Canadian Geographic, Mar. 2, 2023.

Thursday 23 March 2023

"Under the Weather"

 


Documenting the Dreariness
   I have been feeling unwell and also assisting someone who is really unwell. For those reasons I have not posted anything for over two weeks and don't feel much like doing so even now. But, I will, since I happened upon an article which lessens the effort required to think about a subject about which to write. As well, I will likely quote from it to reduce the amount of writing I actually have to do.
   I thought that not feeling very good probably led me to think that the weather also has not been very good. That the sky was as cloudy and congested as my sinuses and lungs. An X-ray revealed that my lungs were as full of moisture as the clouds, which seem to have been hanging around for weeks. They have been.
   That my physical state was in sync with the meteorological one is proved by this article for which this is the headline:
"It Was the Darkest Winter in 80 Years: Ontario Endured 'Exceptionally Low' Sunlight in January." Here is more about the gloomy picture outside our windows:

"Though Ontario had "unremarkable" levels of sunlight in December, it was in January when the province experienced "exceptionally low" amounts of solar energy, Brettschneider said. It was followed by a February season which also had lower-than-normal levels of sunlight.
Looking back at the weather in Toronto this season, the city experienced 14 consecutive days in late January without the sun appearing, according to David Phillips, senior climatologist with Environment Canada. Earlier in the season, between Dec. 30 and Jan. 13, there was only one day that was described as mainly clear."
 
   
It is typical that here in Ontario it has been just 'dreary' and not as exciting and sensational as it has been elsewhere where there are "Bomb Cyclones", "Atmospheric Rivers and "Polar Vortexes." I can report, however, that we did have one evening of "Thundersnow", which means that we had both thunder and lightning while the snow was falling. It is, by the way, very dreary here again today.

The Bonus:
   There is a "Brettschneider" quoted in the article above and he has been noticed in MM before. Back in 2018 his data were used to define what it means to "Have A Nice Day." If you would like to know what 'nice days' are and where some can be found, have a look at that post.

Sources: 
   "It Was the Darkest Winter in 80 Years... was written by Joshua Chong and found in The Toronto Star, March 18, 2023.



   Only the truth is found in MM and no hyperbole encountered. Weather reporting these days does often contain a lot of hot air and that is noted in this piece:
"Bomb Cyclone? Or Just Windy With a Chance of Hyperbole?: When the Barometer Drops, the Volume of 'Hyped Words' Rises, and Many Meteorologists Are Not Happy About It," Matt Richtel, New York Times, Jan. 18, 2023. 
  Also noted on the U.S. major TV networks are the now nightly 'breaking news' meteorological horror stories involving millions of people directly in the path of something awful. That some of these stories may be more ratings-driven than weather-related is touched upon in this post: "The Human Suffering Index.

  

Sunday 5 March 2023

The Brier

 


2023 Tim Hortons Brier
    This major sporting event is taking place in London, Ontario as I type. Before it is completed, it is likely that over 250,000 fans from all over Canada will have braved snowy weather to attend The Brier. "All over" does mean that; one of the first teams to win this year is from Nunavut.
    My Canadian friends will know more than I about what I think I am going to write, so they can get back to watching "The Brier."
   The sport involved is curling, which even my American readers will know about, since they have likely made fun of it. Tim Hortons is the sponsor, but the company does not appear to be too possessive of The Brier, since an ' is not found in the name of the event. Tim Hortons, is Canada's version of Dunkin' Donuts, although it is not a Canadian company. The founder of the company was the hockey player, Tim Horton who probably curled. 
   I know nothing about curling, although I was once tempted to learn about the sport because apparently the winners of a curling event buy the losers beer. I am only wasting our time because of the word "brier." All of this talk about "The Brier" got me wondering what "brier" actually means. 
   "Brier" typically refers to a type of wood used in making pipes and it also refers to a type of tobacco that was sold by the Macdonald Tobacco Company which was founded in Montreal. Macdonald Tobacco started sponsoring the tournament back in 1927 and did so for many years and the teams competed for the Brier Tankard. 



The Good News
   Although "The Brier" has brought lots of people who are not homeless into downtown London, it has not yet attracted any protestors. Given that The Brier is associated with a tobacco company it is surprising that the language police have not called for its erasure, particularly since Macdonald was of Scottish heritage and a Scottish lass appears on one of the Macdonald tins I did not show. A former prime minister named "Macdonald" is now persona non grata.
 
Let us hope that those who are easily upset and even injured by words and images do not discover the pajamas on sale as Brier merch.



Sources: 
   
If you are really interested in curling see, Curling Canada. 
   For the history of The Brier