Saturday, 29 June 2024

Generational Gibberish

   I am again irritated by the use of terms like, "Gen X" or "Alpha" and no one has heeded my appeal to stop using them in headlines. My irritation was most recently displayed in "Spontaneous Generations", where this quotation is found and now provided again:" The contemporary problem with generations lies in their ubiquity as an explanation for social phenomena. There is no credible evidence to suggest that generations exist, or that they manifest to influence behavior in any systematic way. Further, there is no value whatsoever in formulating organizational, economic, or labor policies based on these unsupported social constructions."

   Seven years and many headlines ago I complained about them in: "Millennial Nonsense: Generalizations About Generations." In revisiting that post I noticed that I produced, as evidence, examples of generational terms being used in articles and book titles. Although I need not write any more about this issue, I did take the time to add to the bibliography already provided. Below are forty-or-so headlines from just the past few months. I did not take the time to capitalize them or provide the sources since they are not worth the effort, but I will assure you that they are real and often from respected publications.

Do the Democrats have a Gen Z problem?
A Sock War Is Afoot Between Millennials and Gen Z
What Gen Z Gets Wrong About Sunscreen
Millennials had it bad financially, but Gen Z may have it worse
What Gen Z wants in the workplace
Millennials top boomers in debt while Gen X still owe the most
What millennials need to know about rising cancer rates
Millennials, Gen Z, need government help ‘now more than ever
Majority of millennials, Gen Z don't support Trudeau's internet regulation plans
How millennials became the least cool generation
Is ‘OK millennial’ the new ‘OK boomer’? Helen Coffey charts her generation’s journey from hip young things to desperately outdated
Gen Z model sparks debate after saying millennial fashion ‘staple’ is out
Millennials and Gen Z have given up on finding fulfillment at work as survey finds they’re the least likely to care about enjoying their job
Wealthy US millennials more than twice as likely to invest in wine than Gen X or Boomers
Boomers called me a slacker - now I've got an 'entitled' Gen-Z rant:Millennials, Gen-X and Boomers are lining up to call out young workers…
Travelling Then Vs Now – 6 Things Gen X Used To Do That Millennials Now Could Never 
Gen X and millennials would pay higher taxes to access Medicare
Gen Z and Millennials smile for 65 minutes each day -but Gen X only manage 48: survey finds
Boomers are sexist bigots. Gen X have let down their children. Millennials are constantly moaning. What Gen Z REALLY thinks about you - and…
Gen Z will pay dearly for this U.S. blunder on the massive debt that boomers, Gen X, and millennials are dumping on them, former White House…
Three Gen X Retirement Mistakes for Millennials, Gen Z to Avoid
How Work Habits of Gen Z, Millennials and Gen X Differ — Who’s More Successful?
Man sparks FURIOUS debate after revealing his fascinating theory about why millennials are aging so much BETTER than Gen X
24-year-olds are more likely to own homes than millennials and Gen X when they were that age
Survey reveals Gen X and Millennials desire business ownership and embrace flexible working hours
Millennials and Gen X LESS likely to have a grasp on pensions than Gen Z
Millennials and Gen X must dispel earlier generations’ tech doubts
Unique Challenges: Leading Millennials, Centennials, and Gen X
Oldest Millennials joining Gen X in middle age, weighed down by worries about their finances - RBC Poll
Younger workers are actually using AI on the job less than Gen X and millennials
Millennials, Gen X Push Ahead of Gen Z in Homeownership in 2023
Millennials and Gen X leading tech adoption in microbusinesses
Hey, Gen X, Z and millennials: the great wealth transfer could go to health care, not you.

Sources:
  They have already been provided and if you google "generations" the Wikipedia entry will be enough. If, like me, you can never remember where these people supposedly reside in the past, this illustration may help, but should be ignored.



  I realize that writing headlines is difficult and need to be short, which is one of the reasons for the appeal of "Gen X", but such headlines are unhelpful. For some humorous ones caused by the need to be concise see: Headlines.

Sunday, 23 June 2024

Canoeing On The Hudson

Bill Footner in later years, probably on the Patuxent River

   A few weeks ago on a rainy day I posted about a Paper Canoe that travelled from Quebec, down the Hudson in the 1870's. On this rainy day, here is one about a trip up the Hudson by canoe to Montreal in 1902.
   A while back I wrote a book about Hulbert Footner and it begins with a mention of this cruise, which a young "Bill" Footner and a companion took from near New York City to Montreal. It was, I suppose, my way of providing some excitement in a book which I knew would not otherwise produce much.
   For reasons I do not recall, I tracked down the original article Footner wrote about the trip and then copied it into a format that could be used in the book, or in a blog such as this one. It was not included in the book, but it is provided here in its entirety for your rainy day reading pleasure.
   The trip up the Hudson is not an easy one and these young men did not object to being towed or accepting rides on barges or canal boats. Sometimes the boats doing the towing, meandered a bit and those being towed were pelted with beer bottles. It was the July 4th weekend, after all. They boys were welcomed by Canadians and made it to Montreal. You can now enjoy the cruise without having to do any paddling and, of course, such a cruise also includes Lake Champlain.


Forest and Stream: A Weekly Journal of the Rod and Gun
Vol. 60, No. 9, Saturday, February 28, 1903. p. 174.

"The Cruise of the Mosquito"
by HULBERT FOOTNER

   It was Fourth of July morning; the Hudson lay like a sheet of dusty glass in the sun and the further shore was almost indistinguishable through the hot haze. The long, slim canoe, which we had dubbed Mosquito and painted a beautiful bottle-green, was cleaving the oily surface noiselessly, and the hearts of the crew were light with the prospect of two weeks entire freedom and strange adventures to befall. The mate knelt in the bow, striving manfully to accustom his bones to  the strange demands of his position, his bare arms pinking rapidly under the kiss of the sun; baggage was piled amidships, including many goodly things for the refreshment of the inner man, and the skipper sat up  on the stern deck and surveyed the course. 

   We had left Coxsackie, whereto we had taken passage to avoid the tides and squalls and railroad trains of the Lower Hudson, a few hours before, feeling abundantly able to cover the twenty-five miles to Albany before night; but, alas! the humiliating confession must be made, we had done no more than ten before the sun and ebb tide (which he had not escaped after all) had taken all the steam out of our strokes, and we were even now thinking how pleasant it would be to have a tow through the heat of the day. 

   To that end, we hailed a couple of steamers from midstream, but they did not appear inclined to stop for us. Most inconsiderate, we thought, on a holiday, too, when good will should be in the air. But by and by we came upon a barge moored to a wharf, and about to return to Albany with a load of excursionists. We promptly made fast to the stern, and this was the beginning of our first adventure. 

   Now excursion barges are not remarkable for speed; I suppose this one made about eight miles an hour; it would have looked slow enough from the shore, but to us in a frail canoe dangling at the stern, with the wake of the clumsy vessel pounding our bows and threatening to capsize us momentarily, the rate was nothing less than terrific. If the barge was moving at eight miles an hour, the water was thrown back of her stern at about the same rate, making our gross progress through the water about sixteen miles an hour, which is pretty good for a canoe. Our line got jammed; and in order to be able to let go at a moment's notice, the mate had to unloose it and hang on by main strength. We determined not to let go the rope until we were actually in the water. The skipper balanced in the stern and tried to steer — tried, because the Mosquito acted exactly like a gamy[sic] fish with a hook in its gills, darting first to one side, then the other. Over and over we'd go, till just as we thought it was all up with us, off she'd shoot to the other side. Our tow line was not long enough, and it was impossible to keep her straight. 

   The barge was crowded as only excursion barges can be. Those hanging over the stern amused themselves by jeering us, and even peppering us with buns and bits of ice. We were much too busy to think of returning their fire, and it was hard to preserve our dignity. Others seemed to think we were there for the express purpose of filling their pitchers with water, and were quite indignant at our refusal. We would have liked to have had a drink ourselves. I suspected we worked harder for those two hours than if we had paddled, but the excitement of the strenuous ride was fine, and we were able to camp in sight of Albany after all. 

   On a trip like this there is generally a day when one thing after another goes amiss, and this is the time that proves the temper of the crew. Our run of hard luck struck us on the first night out. In the first place we delayed too long in choosing a camping ground, and darkness commencing to fall, we had to go ashore where we were, and it was the worst kind of a mudhole.  Then when the fire was lit a swarm of gnats descended on us, and in combating them the skipper kicked over the soup. We had a miserable supper and a great struggle to put up the tent in the dark, and when we finally managed to turn in, dog-tired and cross, our troubles were not over even then. 

   Toward morning we were awakened by the steamer Adirondack passing up the river. It was raining hard, and our feet were in a pool of water. We swore at each other for pitching the tent over a hollow, and drawing up our knees prepared to go to sleep again, when suddenly the flaps parted inward and a wave which looked enormous to our dazed senses lifted up and fell on us, followed by half a dozen others. We leaped to our feet, and found that half the tent was pitched in the river; the waves were the rollers from the Adirondack. All the day before the tide had run strong against us, and when we had naturally come to the conclusion it never ran the other way, it had risen in the night and tried to drown us. We decided that tide had a personal spite against the crew of the Mosquito. 

   That was a miserable morning; everything was soaking wet, and after our sodden breakfast a heavier shower than ever came up. We embarked in the midst of it, and it was a notable sight to see the millions of fat drops plumping themselves all over the face of the river. But the cursed tide was now running out again like a mill-race, and mackintoshes hurt our sun-burned shoulders cruelly. With the greatest efforts we could scarcely make any headwy,[sic] and coming to a wharf presently, we hung on to rest for a while, almost ready to give up. 

   We enviously watched a launch breasting the current easily. "If we were only hitched on behind!" we exclaimed to each other, and at that very minute, as if in answer to our prayer, the launch ran smack aground. You may be sure we did not take long to go to her assistance. We found a crew of eight men on board and seven of them giving orders. It immediately became apparent that the gentlemen had been celebrating the holiday not wisely, but too well. The eighth was even now fortifying himself in the cabin against the horrors of a watery grave. Of course with our light craft we could do nothing to help them, but we hung around and added our voices to the seven already talking, and when the launch finally slid off the stones, the grateful gentlemen gave us all the credit for it and immediately offered to tow us up against the current. 

   The sun came out, and our troubles were over. One of the crew took up a position on the stern of the launch, and with the kindest intent bombarded us with bottles of beer. His aim was bad, and we nearly capsized trying to catch them; but fortunately some came fairly aboard. Whenever we became thirsty during the rest of the trip we always thought regretfully of those bottles of beer lying at the bottom of the Hudson. As it might be supposed, our friends steered as straight as they would have walked on land; zigzag is the word to describe our course. When the channel marks indicated the right bank we hugged the left; when we should have stayed on the left we straightway crossed to the right. However, the Providence who is supposed to look after jovial gentlemen  brought us to Albany without further mishap. 

   The next three days were occupied in passing through the Hudson and Champlain canal. One might think that seventy miles of such a narrow, sluggish waterway would become monotonous, but such is by no means the case. There was more variety than on any part of our trip. You obtain an intimate personal view of the country from the canal; you have plenty of company, and may talk to passers-by on the banks. You look up and down the village streets and into the very doors of the houses, as it were, and all the time the banks are moving past at a most encouraging rate, whereas on a big piece of water you scarcely seem to progress at all. Lastly, as we told ourselves over and over, there was no tide with a grudge against us. 

   When we wanted a change of exercise we landed, lit our pipes and trudged along the tow-path towing the Mosquito. We could always find a good camping spot on the bream side (opposite the tow-path). In many places quantities of berries hung over the water waiting to be picked; the numerous locks provided a spice of excitement, especially when the lock tender proved ill-tempered at having to exert himself for so small a craft, and let the water in too fast; and altogether we enjoyed the canal mightily. 

   The population took the greatest interest in our progress. They could not understand why two fellows should work so hard just for fun, and when they saw us towing our boat they openly jeered. I suspect they thought it was like a man inviting his horse to sit in the buggy while he took the shafts. The same volley of questions was fired at us twenty times a day: "Where are you from?" "Where are you going?" "How long have you been?" "Do you camp out nights?" etc., etc. It became very difficult to answer the twentieth civilly. The children used to gather around us and ask if we didn't have any home. 

   The last day on the canal was spent in the most luxurious pleasure. A little steam yacht picked us up early in the morning, and all day we swept between the banks lying at our ease in the canoe smoking and watching the scenery, which was at this end of the canal very beautiful. The country was hilly and broken and quite unspoiled by ugly towns; the canal wound in and out like a river, and numbers of lofty pine and elm trees hung over the water. At noon we prepared quite an elaborate collation while still under way, and ate in style spread out on the suitcase between us. People who witnessed these proceedings from the bank were greatly amused. Afterward we wrote postal cards to our friends, dating them "Canoe Mosquito, En Route," and when at last the owner's wife and her two pretty daughters brought their fancy work out on the after deck of the yacht and fell into conversation with us, our cup of happiness was full. 

   Forward in the little yacht things were not progressing so smoothly. The owner was engineer, his son pilot and there were frequent clashes of authority between the parent and the navigator. The old canalers who have a childish jealousy and fear of steam craft, would begin shouting to us to slow up while we were yet an eighth of a mile away, and as we passed their barges as like as not they would slyly try to shove us up on the bank. This led to frequent engine room signals, but the engineer was disposed to question the pilot's wisdom, and instead of obeying the signals, he would stick his head out of the engine room window and carry on an argument. Once right in the middle of such a discussion the yacht ran up on the bank, much to the delight of the passing canalers. The crew of the Mosquito earned their tow on this occasion by pulling the larger craft off the mud. 

   Next morning we proceeded up Lake Champlain under our own power. We were much disappointed with our first sight of that famous body of water; the lower end is no wider than a river, sluggish and foul with marshy banks. For mile after mile under a blazing sun we sought in vain for a place to go ashore; every likely spot was overshadowed by the sign of one Mr. Koch, forbidding us to land at the risk of terrible penalties. We began to wonder if Mr. Koch owned the whole lake shore, but at last, a fine breeze sprang up from astern, and under two umbrellas, which we had brought for the purpose, we soon left the inhospitable shores behind.

    When the water became clear we refreshed ourselves with a swim, and later we paddled some miles further in the cool of the afternoon through the most beautiful scenes. Great rocky birch-covered heights now rose abruptly out of the water on either hand, and the narrow lake lay deep between under the sunset glow, all as bright and still as if an enchantment had been cast on the scene. 

   We met an ancient keeper making his rounds from light to light in the tortuous channel, rowed by his buxom, rosy daughter, and they were the only living things we saw. Presently we found an ideal camping spot on the Vermont shore, and neither the mate nor the skipper will be likely soon to forget the lingering beauty of that evening. We pitched our tent facing the west, and after supper as we smoked at the door the first crescent of the moon shone like a diadem on the brow of the hills across the shadowy lake. 

   Each day we saw Champlain under a new and lovelier aspect. Once it lay in light silvery mist under a cool sky, and we paddled thirty miles. The next two days, by which time we had entered on the widest part, the sun shone gloriously, and a spanking breeze came out of the north, kicking up a nasty head sea. At first we tried to face it, and the wind and sea were as exhilarating as champagne, but we were nearly swamped and just got ashore in a sinking condition. So we idled in our pine bush camp or explored the country for supplies while the wind blew, and then made a dash up the lake in the calm evenings. Another day it was squally and full of risks. Here the coast formed a succession of deep bays, and cutting across from point to point more than once a squall struck us in the middle several miles from land, and we passed an anxious ten minutes. 

    A volume could be written in enthusiastic praise of Lake Champlain without exhausting the subject. All the diverse beauties of the most famous spots are here gathered together; it is alternately a tortuous river, a deep-sunken mountain lake, a wide blue inland sea. In places lofty mountains rise sheer out of the water, then green and level farms stretch inland, then the shore line is broken by deep, mysterious, far-reaching bays, fringed with undisturbed pines. One picture that lingers in our memories is of a sheet of water sparkling in the sun, stretching fifteen miles across to Burlington and as far as the eye can see to the north, while on the further shore rise the Green Mountains, hazy in the distance, and on our left hand the Adirondacks lifting shoulder above shoulder. 
[to be concluded.]

Vol. 60, No.10, March 7, 1903, p. 193.

"The Cruise of the Mosquito." 
BY HULBERT FOOTNER. 

   At last early on a Sunday morning we entered the Richelieu River, and immediately passed the Canadian boundary marked by a little shanty on the shore. All day the river was full of sailboats and rowboats conveying family parties, and the first thing that impressed us about the Canadians was the greater eagerness with which they amused themselves. This was especially true of the quaint little village of St. Johns, where the whole population was abroad in crazy old rigs or on the river in canoes. Stout old men were paddling with as much zest as the youngsters. We were no longer looked upon as freaks; the Canadians took it as a matter of course that we should go cruising. 

   We had to enter a short canal at St. Johns to carry us around several dams in the river, and it took the mate the greater part of the afternoon in unwinding red tape to secure the necessary papers — another phase of the Canadian character! 

   We camped on the canal bank that night, and reached Chambly, the end of the canal, early the next morning. Montreal is only fifteen miles from this point by rail, whereas by water we had still ninety miles to cover. There are eight successive locks at Chambly, and as luck would have it a tow of some twenty barges was descending and an equal number coming up. Seeing that it would be all day before we could get through, we hired a native to carry the Mosquito around the locks on his cart, and her poor old bones were subjected to a sad shaking. As we jogged down the towpath to our eyes the most inextricable confusion of barges and ropes and horses prevailed, with men rushing to and fro bawling in mixed French and English like lunatics; but in reality the barges were being handled with both skill and dispatch. It was a most picturesque scene; the clumsy, snub-nosed barges crawling past each other and bumping in and out of the locks; the skippers leaning on the tillers and shouting all the news since they had last met to their friends bound in the opposite direction; the crews busy with lines and poles; the drivers calling to their straining teams. 

   Entering the river again, we found ourselves in the heart of French Canada. For the whole length of the Richelieu the character of the country never changed. A road followed either bank, dotted with bare little farmhouses set no further apart than in a village, with their fields stringing out behind, so that each farm which may be several miles deep, has a river frontage. Towering stone churches, with zinc steeples, marked the hamlets which usually faced each other on the river, and it was a matter for wonder that a country so poor could support so many and such fine churches. Each place bore a saint's name — St. Athanase, St. Ours, St. Marc, St. Polycarpe, etc. 

   At evening we went ashore to ask for supper at a farmhouse. Our linguistic experiences were amusing. Each person assured us he could "Spik Anglis," but it generally resulted that those two words comprised his whole vocabulary. The skipper knew a little French, and given time could arrange a passable sentence in his head, but he could not unfortunately arrange for the replies, and the flood of French that poured forth floored him completely. As for the mate, he was quite ignorant of the language, and was persuaded of the absurd idea that it would be easier for the French to understand a kind of pigeon English than the language properly spoken. 

   But we fell in with a most hospitable family, and sat up on a kind of second-story platform conversing with the farmer while his wife prepared "jambon et oeufs" for us below. Heads of the neighbors might be seen at the surrounding windows, and the farmer hailed one coquettish damsel in a red wrapper, whom he assured us had been to "Les Etats Unis" and could speak the language. Presently she sidled bashfully over toward us and sat within a window opening on the platform. "You spik French?" she asked the skipper. Non. Parlez-vous Anglais?" he asked in turn. "No." "Too bad! Too bad!" we both softly sighed, and that was the end of a promising flirtation. 

   But this very difficulty of communication made supper the merriest of meals, and our mutual delight when we succeeded in making each other understand was simply childish. The chairs were low, with high, narrow backs, and every time the mate or the skipper leaned back to laugh he promptly fell over, amid general laughter. They brought out the best in the house for our entertainment. 

   Next morning we rose from our tent to find it drearily raining. We were disconsolately making breakfast over a smoky fire, when we perceived a tug coming around a bend in the river, towing the barges we had passed in the canal the day before. In fact, we had passed and repassed them several times en route, and had made friends with some of the skippers who had repeatedly invited us on board. They were approaching at a good rate, for the current was considerable, and it was a race to see if we could get ready before they passed. Abandoning the breakfast, we threw everything in the canoe, and by making a great spurt just managed to catch the last barge as it swept by. Our friends were glad to see us, and climbing on board we pulled the Mosquito up after us, and turned her over on the deck. 

   All day it rained steadily, culminating in a tremendous storm toward evening, and we thanked our lucky stars. for the shelter. We lay on the roof of the cabin under an awning, and all the young fellows, on the tow "came over the lines" and smoked and drank a kind  of raspberry water, such as the French are partial to, and told stories on our deck. We heard a great store of experiences "on the boats," and boatmen's balls and wakes ashore. Young canalers are like any other sailors; they balance the enforced tedium of long voyages by riotous times in port. 

   Our hosts, Jean and Emile, were young French Canadians, who, in the temporary absence of their father and mother, were running two barges lashed together, which they proudly claimed were the finest on the route, and we could readily believe it. Jean was the skipper, a sturdy, square-built fellow, alert and active when the boat got in a tight place, talkative and humorous over his pipe when things were going easily. Emile was crew and cook, softer than his brother  and less robust, fond of a dish of tea and the rocking chair in the cabin. He was a bit of a braggart, and subject to considerable chaffing from the others. 

   When we reached Sorel, the town lying at the confluence of the Richelieu and the St. Lawrence rivers, late that afternoon, the weather still showed no prospect of unending, and Jean and Emile urged us to go on up to Montreal with them. After debating a while we decided to do so, and when we had explored the muddy village a bit, another and a stronger tug took us in tow, and presently we swept out into what is in many respects the noblest of American rivers. We could not sufficiently admire the awe-inspiring sweep and volume of that vast green water, and only the cry of dinner could tempt us off the deck. 

The cabin was delightfully cosy after the cold and wet above; it was not only neat and spotlessly clean, but luxurious withal, and a triumph of ingenious arrangement. One-half formed the living room and the remaining quarters were kitchen and stateroom respectively. The articles in those three tiny rooms would make an incredibly long list, and yet it was not in the least overcrowded. There were berths and shelves and cupboards in the oddest corners ; there was room for both a sofa and a mantelpiece; the stateroom not being big enough for a full size bunk, there was a little hole extended under the deck for feet; even the stairs of the companionway lifted up, showing cupboards below. 

   Emile's dinner was uncommonly good, and we sat long over our pipes, becoming- better acquainted with our hosts. Afterward, between two showers, we paced up and down the deck for an hour, watching the water swirling past, the moon striving with heavy clouds, the dark masses of the shore, the tug breathing heavily on the end of the long steel cable which hung in the water of its own weight, and the piercing lighthouse rays. 

    I suspect our hosts thought we were out of our wits to take so much unnecessary exercise, but we got rare enjoyment out of that tramp in the dark. 

   The cabin of the other boat was set aside for our use. This was the newer boat, and the cabin served ordinarily for the mother's sleeping room and the parlor. Its elegance surprised us; the floor was covered with a velvet carpet, paintings hung about the walls and a profusion of ornaments stood on the mantel. There were plush-covered chairs and a wicker rocker tied with a great bow of satin ribbon; there was actually running water and the bed was hung with lace curtains. For a finishing touch, there was suspended from the ceiling a wonderful piece of fancy-work with satin streamers; on it was embroidered "Good lok."  On the whole, our stateroom that night was finer than the bridal chamber on a Sound liner. 

   Next morning the barge was moored at Hochelaga, and the gray walls of Montreal stretched before us grayer than ever in the rain. We still had four days remaining of our vacation, and as we could go no further up the river on account of the current, we had first to find a good camping spot in the neighborhood. We launched the Mosquito again, and bidding goodby to Jean and Emile, crossed the river to Longueuil and made our way by Herculean exertions up the current past St. Helen's Island to a tiny islet opposite the center of the city, but near the other shore. Here we pitched our tent for the last time. 

    Every day we paddled to the nearer shore and walked across the magnificent Victoria Jubilee Bridge, which is two miles long. This was the most direct way, for the terrible St. Mary's current, which we could not hope to cross, lay between our island and the city. It rained a good part of the time, and our costume consisted generally of ragged mackintoshes, disreputable hats and brilliant bandannas. This, with our brick-red complexions, made us striking figures in the streets of the Canadian metropolis, as we sauntered about seeing the sights. On the last night, after having seen everything, we blew what remained of our funds for dinner at the Queen's Hotel. Our costumes excited considerable attention; however, they did not attempt to put us out. 

Sources:
This volume of Forest and Stream was provided by Smithsonian Libraries and is archived at the Biodiversity Library. 
  For more about Footner, see this slideshow by Diane Harrison at the Calvert County Historical Museum (8 min.)

Tuesday, 18 June 2024

Onewheel

 Unicycles or Monowheels or Self-balancing Scooters
   I have seen some gents lately, gliding quietly by, standing erect on one wheel and going very fast. Recently one passed me very quickly as I was going about 32km (20mph) on my ebike. I wondered what it was called and how fast it could go. 
   The answer to the first question is obvious and it seems as though "onewheel" is now the most popular term used to describe what is pictured below, but which also sometimes looks like a skateboard with just one big wheel in the middle. It can go very fast, as you will see if you look closely at the specs in the image. If you can't read it, this one can reach 140km (87mph) and I found another that costs closer to $6,000. This is a serious activity



   I also wondered what happened if you happened to come off of such a contraption at say only 30km, since it seemed to me that, even if you landed on your feet you would have to move them very quickly to stay on them. The person on the onewheel floating by me appeared to maintain his balance easily, but I also remember the Segway which had two wheels and people, including a President of the United States, often fell off them.  Apparently the younger generation is better-balanced than the older one since you will see in the video below a fellow riding on a trail on which many of us would be reluctant to walk.

Sources
   Wikipedia has all the information you will need, found conveniently under the term, "Onewheel.
   You are more likely wondering, "What Ever Happened to the Segway?" since it was supposed to be a more important invention than the Internet. See Wikipedia again. It you are curious about who else fell, see: "Segway Ends Production of its Namesake After Two Decades of High-Profile Falls."
   Is it dangerous?  Of course: "CPSC Warns Consumers to Stop Using Onewheel Self-Balancing Electric Skateboards Due to Ejection Hazard: At Least Four Deaths and Multiple Injuries Reported."
  Do you think this fellow cares? No. Watch this INMOTION Adventure video which takes less than two minutes.

Saturday, 15 June 2024

Censorship By Other Means

 BOOKS NOT BOUGHT
    This post will be shorter than most of mine since it is more serious. My contention is that some books may not be purchased by the  library near you for political reasons. That is hardly a startling statement. It is made more so if you consider this example.
   
 There is a book published in Canada, about Canada, and some currently contentious issues in Canadian history. It is not just off the press and there has been ample time to order a copy. Although today I could not access the Toronto Public Library, last September, 9 copies were available and there were 33 “holds.” Today, the Vancouver Public Library has 4 copies and 2 “holds” on them
   
 The book has not yet been ordered by the London Public Library. It is also the case that the book does not show up in the catalogue of the Western Libraries or in any other of the 15 or so Ontario University Libraries included in the Omni academic search tool. The reason the book  has not been ordered is likely found in the subtitle of the book and the irony should be obvious.


   Further evidence for why the book may be unappealing to some librarians is found in this description of the book taken from the Amazon website.

   "From assaults on historical figures such as John A. Macdonald to cancel culture and charges that Canada is a genocidal nation-state, the country that every generation and every immigrant built is now facing routine and corrosive attacks.
   How did this happen?
   In this new book, twenty critical thinkers provide answers: we are awash in relentless grievance narratives and utopians who expect Canada’s history to be perfect. The rise of critical theory, identity politics, and ideological politics in the education system also play a part. The authors challenge the naysayers and their caustic criticisms, but also offer a positive path forward. They show how truth-telling, informed history, and renewing a Canada where citizens reject divisions based on colour and gender, and instead unite around laudable, time-tested ideas will create a freer, flourishing Canada for all."

   Much more could be written about the purchasing decisions at the libraries and one hopes that much more is written about the arguments presented in the book. About the former I will say only that it is highly unlikely that The 1867 Project... was simply overlooked by so many libraries.  After all, the LPL, last year denied space for an author with views now found unacceptable (or perhaps ‘harmful’) and the Chief Librarian at the Niagara-on-the Lake Public Library was fired recently for suggesting  “viewpoints that don’t conform to progressive agendas are rarely represented in library collections and anyone who challenges this is labelled a bigot. But the tide is beginning to turn.”’
The tide may be turning. At least the NOTL Public Library purchased one copy.

Sources:
   The London Public Library refused to host the author Joanna Williams: "London Public Library Refuses to Rent Space to Event Featuring author of How Woke Won: The Society for Academic Freedom Will Host Joanna Williams at Hotel and University Instead," Rebecca Zandbergen, CBC News, May 18, 2023.   
   The unfortunate situation in NOTL has been widely covered. See, for example, "Niagara-on-the-Lake Board Fires CEO Cathy Simpson," Kevin Werner, Niagara-on-the-Lake Advance, March 22, 2024. For the "radical" views of the CEO see, "Opinion:Censorship and What We Are Allowed to Read," Cathy Simpson, special to The Lake Report, Feb. 21, 2024. She writes:
   "Public libraries should be home to many viewpoints, not just progressive ones....
This hidden library censorship takes two forms: the vigorous defence of books promoting diversity of identity, but little to no defence of books promoting diversity of viewpoint, and the purchase of books promoting “progressive” ideas over “traditional” ideas."
   
Much of the commentary about The 1867 Project in the press is provided by those associated with the publication of it. There have been some reviews in the Postmedia universe. For example, "Finally, Resistance to the Woke Anti-Canada Narrative," Barbara Kay, Postmedia Breaking News, July 8, 2023 and, "Freedom Reigns in Canada: The 1867 Project Essays Expose Most of Mainstream Canadian Negativism As the Product of Twisted Ideologies and Misunderstandings," Terence Corcoran, National Post, July 1, 2023.
   The 1867 Project was edited by Michael Milke and produced by the Aristotle Foundation For Public Policy. 

Tuesday, 11 June 2024

Cobble Beach Concours d’Elegance



Something to do in ONTARIO in September
   If you are looking for a Father's Day gift, here is a suggestion that will be appreciated by everyone in the family. Cobble Beach is in Kemble very close to Owen Sound and much closer than the other Concours d’Elegance at Pebble Beach in California. In both locations there are good water views in elegant settings with considerable additional elegance on display. My wife and I attended in 2023 and we both highly recommend both Cobble Beach and the Cobble Concours to anyone looking for a pleasant outing in Ontario.
   The two images here were taken from the Cobble Beach website and you should rely on these two links to learn more since the sites themselves are elegant ones providing all the information you need. Below them and the picture, I will offer some additional comments.
For information about the community where the Concours is held see
: Cobble Beach. 
For all of the details related to the event see: Cobble Beach Concours de Elegance. 
The calibre of the Cobble websites provides a good indication of the high quality of the Concours held there.



A Trip to the Cobble Beach Concours d'Elegance
   
The websites do offer all the information you will need and also additional testimonials, resources and sources for more information. Here are some observations that may be useful and which are presented in a somewhat less elegant point form. 
- We had visited Cobble Beach twice before for lunch when passing through the area, so we knew it was a nice place. It is a golf community where visitors can also stay at the inn. It is the case, however, that you probably will not be able to stay there during this weekend.
- The Concours is held over three days and visitors do not have to generally worry about being on time. Friday the participants arrive and some go touring, which would be interesting to see. On Saturday, most of the action is in Owen Sound. Sunday is the 'official day' and if you stay until the end of it, you will be rewarded since awards are given by blue blazer folks in straw hats to the Concours contestants who are sometimes dressed in period gear as they drive off the 18th fairway from which there is a fine view of Georgian Bay.
- We drove leisurely from London on a Saturday to Owen Sound and did not even go to Cobble. There were three events in Owen Sound, one of which was "Cars and Coffee" in the downtown area and included some fine vehicles, most of the kind you see at "classic" car shows, and there were car seminars at the Roxy Theatre. The "classic" cars displayed over a couple of blocks were interesting, but our favourite part was the
Concours d'Lemons, in the River District where you will find the, well, "Lemons", the kind of cars one makes fun of and which the participants do by displaying humorous signs. Here is the bonus for loyal readers of MM. The Tom Thomson Art Gallery is along the same street and apart from the exhibitions, it has a bathroom and a gentleman in the lobby provided vodka and lemonade.
- On that subject (i.e. mixed drinks) the finer dining areas at Cobble Beach are a bit off limits and crowded during the Concours, but there are food trucks on fairways and one can have a G&T or cold beer while looking at the cars and the spectators.
- As mentioned, we did not go to Cobble Beach on Saturday, but went directly to where
we were staying in Southampton, which sounds like the kind of place one should stay when going to a Concours. The Southampton Inn is recommended as are the Highview Food & Drink Wine Bar and Room 797, both of which are just down the street. At least they were last year.
- Sunday began with a storm so we took our time having breakfast at the Inn since one does not have to be at the Concours at an appointed time. When you do arrive, signs will direct you to a parking area, from which you will be delivered and returned by busses.
- On the very long 18th fairway you will see automobiles you will never have seen before and many about which you have not heard. The Best in Show Award was given to a 1929 Cord and the Poetry in Motion Award went to a 1930 Duesenberg while the Tom Thomson Gallery Timeless Design Award went to a Lancia Stratos. There was also a Ferguson Super Sport, of which you will not be aware because there was only one made by an Avro Arrow engineer who was laid off when Diefenbaker cancelled that project. Among all the cars with lots of horsepower there were also some horseless carriages and Adam Bari from Tillsonburg displayed three elegant motorcycles, one of which was a 1913 Flying Merkel Racer.
- The cars often arrive from far away and according to Mr. McLeese (the Show Chair and Founder) they were from fourteen states and nine provinces. He says: 
I have got a car here that has taken me seven years to get here, I got another car that has taken me five years to get here, because you have to cajole the owners because it is a big deal for them. They spend a lot of money preparing their cars and doing the work and for some of these guys, this is their main asset, so this is a big deal for them."
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I could go on and photos were taken both by my wife and I. It is the case, however, that the website provided and many other sources offer far better, professional ones. There are also good YouTube videos. Do have a look at least.
- When the bus delivers you to Cobble Beach, you will be given a program. The one I now have from 2023 has 176 pages and  photos of the cover and the Table of Contents are shown below.






Post Script:
-As the bus winds through the lanes and by the houses at Cobble Beach you may notice a few huge trucks which transported some of the cars. Unlike the ones that deliver new cars, these keep the automobiles safely wrapped inside.



   At this point you may be thinking that all this elegance is a bit extravagant for our times, particularly if you are concerned about the environment. That is perhaps true and we should probably no longer do many of the things we do. On the other hand, more environmental harm is likely done by one Blue Jay's game if you consider all the fans who have to arrive at the stadium and the players who fly to get there.
   It is also the case that the Cobble Beach Concours d'Elegance supports charities and this year the beneficiary is the Owen Sound Regional Hospital Foundation. In addition, the Concours raised over the past eight years more than $800,000 for the Sunnybrook Foundation and the Garry Hurvitz Brain Sciences Centre.


Here is one of the photographs I took. See the Cobble Beach Concours d'Elegance & Motoring Festival website for better ones. 

Friday, 7 June 2024

More Bad News For Books

 

COSTCO & Books
   I never really thought of Costco as a place to buy books, but I had also not considered buying gold or silver from a Costco store. I think I have seen books stacked on tables at the local one, but according to a recent article they may become a scarce commodity at Costco. A first reaction may be, "Who Cares?", but a more reasoned one might be, "Holy Cow!" Costco as a customer purchases thousands of books.
   Here is the article and while it refers to the United States, I would think the same decision would be made for the Canadian Costcos.
"Costco Plans to Stop Selling Books Year-Round: The Decision, Which Will Be Implemented in January 2025, Could Significantly Impact Publishers,Elizabeth A. Harris and Alexandra Alter, New York Times, June  5, 2024.

   Beginning in January 2025, the company will stop stocking books regularly, and will instead sell them only during the holiday shopping period, from September through December. During the rest of the year, some books may be sold at Costco stores from time to time, but not in a consistent manner, according to the executives, who spoke anonymously in order to discuss a confidential business matter that has not yet been publicly announced.
   
Costco’s shift away from books came largely because of the labor required to stock books, the executives said. Copies have to be laid out by hand, rather than just rolled out on a pallet as other products often are at Costco. The constant turnaround of books — new ones come out every Tuesday and the ones that have not sold need to be returned — also created more work....
   
The decision could be a significant setback for publishers at a moment when the industry is facing stagnant print sales and publishing houses are struggling to find ways to reach customers who have migrated online. 
   
While Costco isn’t as critical a retail outlet as bookstore chains like Barnes & Noble, it has provided a way for people who might not otherwise seek out books to see them and perhaps grab a new thriller or a cookbook while shopping for socks and paper towels. Shoppers could also browse books at Costco in a way that is difficult to do online.
   
Robert Gottlieb, a literary agent and chairman at Trident Media Group, said he’d spoken about the changes at Costco to a number of publishers who were alarmed by the potential blow to sales.
“Costco across the country was a big outlet for books,” he said. “There are now fewer and fewer places to buy books in a retail environment.”
   The change may also impact Costco customers, particularly those who live in areas without a bookstore. And because many books at Costco were impulse buys, some of those sales may not shift over to Amazon or Barnes & Noble. Instead, they might not happen at all.


Additional Bad Book News from Ukraine

All of the news from this area has been bad, but this may be overlooked, given the tremendous loss of lives.
   "
On May 23, Russian missiles struck the Factor Druk printing house in Kharkiv, Ukraine (story). Seven people were reportedly killed and more than 40 injured. In addition, some 50,000 books and 60 tons of paper were burned....
  Factor Druk was surely not a random target. Vladimir Putin has been determined to obliterate Ukrainian culture even before he began his barbaric invasion in early 2022. Unfortunately, this spring, Putin’s buddies in Congress were able to slow U.S. aid long enough to give Russia a major advantage.  Ukrainian President Volodymyr Zelensky issued a statement saying that the attack on the Factor Druk printing house “demonstrates that Russia is waging war against humanity and all aspects of normal life.”
[The source for this is Ron Charles, "Book Club" newsletter from the Washington Post, June, 7.]

CANCON
   If Costco needs to store their excess books in freezers, they should have good ones:
"NDP Leader Slams Liberals For Giving Nearly $26-Million to Costco, Loblaw in Recent Years," Canadian Press, Globe and Mail, May 9, 2024. 

"The money came from the Liberal government’s low-carbon economy fund, which is meant to support projects that will reduce greenhouse-gas emissions.
In 2019, the Liberals faced heat from Conservatives after the government announced it was giving up to $12 million to Loblaw for energy-efficient refrigerators and freezers at 370 of its stores. Newly released data from Environment and Climate Change Canada show Costco was also given more than $15 million for efforts to reduce emissions, including new fridges.
Loblaw was ultimately given more than $10 million.
The payments were made to the two grocery chains between 2019 and 2023."

Tuesday, 4 June 2024

Historical Revisionism

 

The Past is Unpredictable
   The author of the book pictured above wrote recently an "Opinion" piece about "The Myth of Mass Sexual Violence" referred to in the subtitle of his book which is due out in mid-June. It is not unusual for an author to write an article to call attention to a forthcoming book. It is somewhat different, however, when the article offers an indictment of the profession of history as now practiced, and the "myth makers" who may review it will not be happy. 
   My prediction, however, is that the author need not be worried since the book will likely not be reviewed. I have noticed recently that books presenting interpretations that run counter to current ones are largely ignored. It would be interesting to see scholarly reactions to the arguments made by Walsh, but there will probably not be many. One is left with the comments of those who read the article in the Washington Post and there are over 300 of them, which simply show how divided we are. 
   Given the lack of scholarly engagement between those on different ideological teams, I will offer some extracts from the piece by Walsh and some information about the book. At least you will learn about his interpretation which will be ignored rather than rebutted.

The Myth
   The title of the article sets the tone: "How an Outrageous Smear of U.S. Troops Wound Up in History Books: Remarkably, the Propaganda Has Come Into Academic Vogue on Both Sides of the Pacific," Brian P. Walsh, Washington Post, May 29, 2024. The tone continues:

  The enlightened self-interest of the United States toward its conquered foe was a source of pride to most Americans. But in a corner of Japanese society, sensationalist left-wing propagandists had already begun to paint a distorted and often invented picture of widespread atrocities by U.S. occupation forces, atrocities that bore a striking resemblance to Japan’s own wartime outrages. Remarkably, much of this propaganda has now been incorporated into mainstream academic literature on both sides of the Pacific. Otherwise dry and theory-sodden history texts, groaning from prestigious university presses, routinely amplify sloppy, biased and downright dishonest scholarship in a race to describe horrors that have no basis in primary sources….
  Thus, academic readers today are told that upon entering Japan, U.S. servicemen “engaged in an orgy of looting, sexual violence, and drunken brawling” and that during the first 10 days of the occupation, there were 1,336 reported cases of rape in Kanagawa Prefecture alone. Not true. They are told that American officers demanded that the Japanese government set up brothels for their troops and that after embarrassed officials in D.C. forced the brothels closed, GIs went on a rampage and that reported rapes of Japanese women skyrocketed from an average of 40 to 330 cases a day. But no one has found or produced those alleged reports.
 If one investigates primary sources instead of rehashed propaganda, quite a different story emerges....
Why, then, does a narrative that essentially inverts reality enjoy such currency? The politicization of academic history has become so severe in U.S. higher education that even relatively unbiased historians cannot avoid being influenced by the prevalent anti-American bias in the field. Worse, many academic historians have come to see this bias as a virtue rather than a flaw. One fashionable bias holds that the United States and especially its military are repressive and reactionary forces and thus incapable of bringing about any positive change in the world.
 
The Book
  The "Rape" of Japan... can be purchased from Amazon where this information is found:
  Brian P. Walsh, a Princeton-educated scholar, thoroughly debunks this false narrative in a brave and compelling book that reflects his in-depth research into both American and Japanese primary sources....
Walsh sets the records straight.... 
 The “Rape” of Japan is a long-overdue refutation and exposure of a relentless propaganda campaign that has persisted for more than seven decades. 

  More details are provided by the publisher, the U.S. Naval Institute Press, a fact that a hostile reviewer would seize upon. A link is provided, so you can assess the publisher at your leisure. Also found are reviewer comments provided by the USNIP and again, an unfriendly critic would note that some of the reviewers have military connections. It would be interesting to see these reviews and the book assessed in scholarly journals, but that probably will not happen.

“This deeply researched and carefully documented study conclusively refutes the myth of mass rape by American soldiers in occupied Japan after World War II.  Walsh shows that projection by Japanese men in a patriarchal society, anti-American propaganda by Japanese communists and socialists, and the image of rape as a metaphor for conquest and submission created a false memory of sexual predation that was in reality far less common among American occupation forces than the legend.”—James M. McPherson, George Henry Davis Professor of History Emeritus, Princeton University

"Seldom has a scholar displayed such courage in refuting an egregious falsehood so deeply implanted in accepted historiography. Brian Walsh systematically dismantles an error-filled absurd myth perpetrated by self-serving propagandists, which was then, as is too often the case, compounded in subsequent sloppy scholarship. Walsh backs up his argument every step of the way with rock-solid, previously ignored primary source documentation. For a historian, such fearless pursuit of the truth is a superpower. The “Rape” of Japan should be required reading for students at every level and anyone who appreciates historical accuracy."—Ann Todd, Ph.D, Historian

"This striking original study of the American occupation of Japan refutes the general depiction of American troops as violent assailants of Japanese women.  Deep research and penetrating analysis, including broad use of Japanese sources, easily destroys the widespread myths of mass rapes spread by Japanese communist propaganda."—Dr. Stanley L. Falk, Former Chief Historian, USAF       

“The legend that American commanders orchestrated the mass rape of Japanese women by U.S. service members during the occupation of Japan inverts the axiom that the victors write the history. With meticulous excavation of original source material and an epic demolition of the construction and spread of this mythology, Brian Walsh exposes not only this mendacious narrative, but also provides a timeless warning of how too many historians suspended their critical facilities.”—Richard B. Frank, military historian and author of Tower of Skulls: A History of the Asia-Pacific War: July 1937-May 1942

“Over many years, it has been widely and persistently reported that American servicemen in the armed forces occupying Japan after World War II engaged in an orgy of sexual violence against Japanese girls and women. In The ‘Rape’ of Japan, historian Brian Walsh demolishes this myth. By carefully and thoroughly examining Japanese and American records, he exposes a lie born of shame, revenge, and sloppy scholarship. Walsh writes clearly and convincingly. The ‘Rape’ of Japan is a tour de force of debunking—and a compelling story of how and why lurid myths can take hold.”—Evan Thomas, author of Road to Surrender: Three Men and the Countdown to the End of World War II.

This striking original study of the American occupation of Japan refutes the general depiction of American troops as violent assailants of Japanese women. Deep research and penetrating analysis, including broad use of Japanese sources, easily destroys the widespread myths of mass rapes spread by Japanese communist propaganda. —Dr. Stanley L. Falk, Former Chief Historian, U.S. Air Force

   It is the author's indictment that interests me and its strident tone is found also in some of the reviewer comments directly above. One hopes that those indicted will respond in a manner that will help us learn more about current historiographic standards. 

Sunday, 2 June 2024

The Outer Banks



Things Are Rough in Rodanthe 
   Recently we were in the Outer Banks (OBX, for marketing purposes) and told you about the Wild Horses up near Corolla which is north of Rodanthe. If you enjoy fine beaches and the ocean, I highly recommend a visit. Go very soon, but wait until about a month after Labour Day to avoid the crowds. 
   I suggested "soon" because this long strand of sand along the east coast is disappearing. I mentioned a while back that in some areas of the U.S. it is now difficult to get home insurance; this is one of those areas.
   The picture above is from this article: "
Another N.C. Beach House Just Fell Into the Ocean: Others May Follow." Brady Dennis, Washington Post, May 28, 2024. It begins this way and the section includes a rather odd metaphor in this context:

   Another home has crumbled into the sea in Rodanthe, N.C., the scenic Outer Banks community where rising seas and relentless erosion have claimed a growing number of houses and forced some property owners to take drastic measures to retreat from the oceanfront....
The demise of the five-bedroom house, which county records show had stood since 1970, makes it the sixth house to topple along that part of the national seashore over the past four years, the agency said.
   “Another one bit the dust,” David Hallac, superintendent of the Cape Hatteras National Seashore, said in an interview. And it probably won’t be the last, as many homes in the area are perilously close to the surf. “This situation will continue.”



  
Septic Problems in the South
   That picture is from the same article and there is a link in it to another article that indicates that the septic tank, around which those waves are crashing, is something to else to worry about. The water level is rising in areas throughout the south, compromising the septic systems which exist in very large numbers in states like Florida. For more: "A Hidden Threat: Fast-Rising Seas Could Swamp Septic Systems in Parts of the South," Brady Dennis, et al. Washington Post, May 22, 2024. Here is a bit of the bad news:

"On the worst days, when the backyard would flood and the toilet would gurgle and the smell of sewage hung thick in the air, Monica Arenas would flee to her mother-in-law’s home to use the bathroom or wash laundry.
“It was a nightmare,” Arenas, 41, recalled one evening in the modest house she shares with her husband and teenage daughter several miles north of downtown Miami....
  For all the obvious challenges facing South Florida as sea levels surge, one serious threat to public health and the environment remains largely out of sight, but everywhere:
Septic tanks.
Along those coastlines, swelling seas are driving water tables higher and creating worries in places where septic systems abound, but where officials often lack reliable data about their location or how many might already be compromised.
“These are ticking time bombs under the ground that, when they fail, will pollute,” said Andrew Wunderley, executive director of the nonprofit Charleston Waterkeeper, which monitors water quality in the Lowcountry of South Carolina...
 To work properly, septic systems need to sit above an adequate amount of dry soil that can filter contaminants from wastewater before it reaches local waterways and underground drinking water sources. But in many communities, that buffer is vanishing....
  An estimated 120,000 septic systems remain in Miami-Dade County, their subterranean concrete boxes and drain fields a relic of the area’s feverish growth generations ago. Of those, the county estimated in 2018, about half are at risk of being “periodically compromised” during severe storms or particularly wet years.
   Miami, where seas have risen six inches since 2010, offers a high-profile example of a predicament that parts of the southeast Atlantic and Gulf coasts are confronting — and one scientists say will become only more pervasive — as waters continue to rise.
Rising seas will only exacerbate the problem, he added. “As the water table gets higher, all bets are off.”
Miami-Dade County is racing to replace as many septic tanks as possible, as quickly as possible. But it is a tedious, expensive and daunting task, one that officials say will ultimately cost billions of dollars they don’t yet have.

The Bonus: 
   
To take us away from the bad news, consider "Rodanthe" which is a rather odd name. The place was originally called "Chicamacomico" by the Indigenous, but the derivation of "Rodanthe" is unknown. Now you are probably wondering how to pronounce it and you should say it this way:  row-DAN-thee.
   This gets me to the real bonus and again to the subject of libraries. While I plan to bring up the topic of "Names" (particularly the problematic ones) again, I will say here that we encountered a lot of interesting ones, like "Fuquay-Varina" also in North Carolina. Click on that link to find out how the simple "Piney Woods" became "Fuquay-Varina." If you want to actually hear how these words are pronounced, visit this link provided by the Wilson Library at the University of North Carolina. 
Talk Like a Tar Heel (North Carolina Place Names)
Fuquay-Varina sounds like: FEW-kway vuh-REEE-nuh. Listen here to hear it.

Travel Marketing


   This morning I received an email from Travelzoo for which I am grateful because it gave me an excuse to avoid doing anything other than sitting around on a rainy day reading emails. Until now. The email suggested a detour I shouldn't miss -- Northern Virginia -- which is dubbed "Virginia's Cultural Region." Perhaps it is because I grew up on the Eastern Shore of Maryland, which back then was regarded as a rather uncivilized place, that I perceived a slight to those who live in the very large southern part of Virginia, which apparently lacks culture, or at least the culture one associates with the arts and intellectual achievements. I suppose it won't matter because those living in Virginia  far below Fairfax have the closer option of going to North Carolina, which is also better in that it is farther from Washington. 

"Virginia is For Lovers"
   I don't want to pick on the marketing people at Virginia tourism, but I never liked that one which has been around for over 50 years and has earned its own Wikipedia entry and is as well known and liked as the Budweiser Clydesdales. If it is raining where you are, read that entry, where you will learn that the slogan is "iconic" and was inducted into the Madison Avenue Advertising Walk of Fame. Earlier suggestions - "Virginia is for History Lovers," "Virginia is for Mountain Lovers," and "Virginia is for Beach Lovers" - were rejected as being too limiting. More recently the vagueness of "Virginia is For Lovers" proved useful in the promotion of LGBT tourism and the possibilities are endless. 
   
The Bonus:
   We recently chose to stay in Virginia, the more southern part, and it is not without culture. See, Staunton, where you will find the American Shakespeare Center, the Heifetz International Music Institute and the Staunton Music Festival. If it is still raining, read about Russell Baker who was born in Loudon County.