Sunday, 8 June 2025
Statues In The News
They Come and They Go -- and Then They Come Back
Sunday, 29 September 2024
On Memorials
It's Not Bronte It's Brontë
Many public memorials and statues have been destroyed or removed in the past few years, if it was felt that the subject displayed should be "cancelled." In Mulcahy's Miscellany such destruction has been opposed. See, for example, the post about "Brock's Monument", or the one about the Vietnam War Memorial, in "Speaking of Statues", and especially the one that suggests a British solution to the problem, which is "Retain and Explain", found in "Simple Solutions."
Such a simple solution has been applied to the stone plaque found in the Poet's Corner of Westminster Abbey which was installed about 85 years ago. Apparently those involved may have been in a bit of a rush since in 1939 there were other things to worry about. Diaereses have now been placed over the "e" and readers will know that they are the Bront-tay sisters not the Bronts.
Source:
Post Script:
"But the accent mark was actually the result of some poetic license by the writers’ father, Patrick Brontë. Originally Patrick Brunty, he made the change upon arriving at Cambridge University as a student, in an effort to indicate a higher social standing and eschew prejudice against his Irish roots, said Sandie Byrne, a professor of English at the University of Oxford."
Tuesday, 25 July 2023
Simple Solutions
I have been busy for a bit and the weather is nice, but it is time to post something. I will again rely on the creativity of others, which you readers will find reassuring since I, myself, so far have demonstrated little of it. Here I will present two solutions to the problem that arises, when people who are more sensitive than I, come across something horrible or frightening when they are reading or watching in the privacy of their home or out walking in the public square.
Caveat Lector
"Retain and Explain"

AFTER

Thursday, 17 February 2022
A Gathering of Kestertons
I just indicated in my last post, which was my first one in a while, that I have had trouble producing one every day. If I had any readers and they showed up daily they would be disappointed that the blog remained unchanged and soon would stop coming. I thought that perhaps what I could do to attract an audience of loyal, returning readers is grab short, catchy, bizarre, humorous, happy, or sad items and post them while I worked on creating something original. When I did so, I would group them under the clever title of, "A Gathering of Kestertons" so readers would know what to expect and anticipate that the content would be more enjoyable and interesting than something manufactured by the usual author of Mulcahy's Miscellany.
Michael Kesterton and "Social Studies"
"Gathering" is the collective noun I chose and you know all about them because you have read "A Murder of Crows." "Kesterton" you may not immediately recognize, but if I mention the Globe and Mail column, "Social Studies: A Daily Miscellany of Information", you may recall that he was the compiler of it. It was the first page of the paper which most of us turned to during the period from 1990 to 2013. Short facts, figures and tidbits were offered along with a "Thought du jour." Surely a similar approach by me would lead to a consistent increase in the imaginary Ipsos blogging ratings.
After writing all of that, I have decided against proceeding with this project and the first "Gathering of Kestertons", will be the last. Although Mr. Kesterton is deceased, I now realize it is inappropriate of me to associate his name with MM, since he would gain little and such an association could actually sully his reputation. As well, it is unfair because Mr. Kesterton would have had to do far more work for most of the period during which he gathered material. Work involving things like reference books, trips to the library and reading extensively, none of which one needs now to do. The Internet has made gathering much easier and the market is already crowded with publications offering listicles and trivia stolen from other publications. Plus, it is so easy I would be inclined to slack off and offer only the material of others and never do any heavy lifting myself. But, before I go, I might as well say a little more about Mr. Kesterton and his "Social Studies," and provide a few of his examples and, perhaps a some of the ones I would have offered had I proceeded with "A Gathering of Kestertons."
Mr. Kesterton passed away late in 2018 and Elizabeth Renzetti of the G&M notes that:
"Mr. Kesterton, who died on Dec. 5 at the age of 72, was the shy, quick-witted writer behind one of The Globe and Mail’s most popular features. By the time Social Studies ended on Canada Day, 2013, Mr. Kesterton had compiled more than three kilometres of arcana, world history, scientific breakthroughs, anniversaries and odd news, such as the time Sophia Loren apprehended a handbag thief."
The first "Social Studies" I have found is from July 4, 1990 and the items in it are topical ones even for our times. Under the subject of "Waste", figures are given for how much of it is being sent by us to countries in the Third World and how much more Toronto wants to have taken by truck into the third world hinterlands elsewhere in the province. Texans back then were thinking just like Texans now. Under the title "Texas Chainsaw Reasoning" a regulatory official did not think it terribly important to control the sale of the toxic chemical chlordane: "Sure, it's going to kill a lot of people. But they may be dying of something else anyway." Many interesting facts are provided and the tabloids can always be counted upon for attention-grabbing headlines: "Dog Lands Plane After Pilot Has Heart Attack" and "Strange Cult Worships Studebakers.'
The last "Social Studies" is found on July 1, 2013 and among the facts included are some about the column. It began on June 12, 1990 and "Social Studies" was only to be a temporary title. The difference between "Geeks" and "Nerds" is explained and the last "Thought du jour" was thought by Sir Wilfred Laurier and it still has some relevance for our time - "Canada is free and freedom is nationality."
I have offered snippets, quotes of the day, headlines of the week, factlets and even the odd apercu, when I didn't have much myself to say and I will likely keep doing so, but I won't gather them under the name of the late Mr. Kesterton. Here are a few for now.
Funny Quotes:
P.J. O'Rourke just died and left us some humorous ones: On leaving Maoism behind:
“But I couldn’t stay a Maoist forever,” he wrote. “I got too fat to wear bell-bottoms. And I realized that communism meant giving my golf clubs to a family in Zaire.”
About the difference between "Democrats' and "Republicans" - “The Democrats are the party that says government will make you smarter, taller, richer and remove the crab grass on your lawn. The Republicans are the party that says government doesn’t work and then get elected and prove it.”
Funny Names:
There were many in the old Wild West and Bret Harte says nicknames were the beginning of a "rude heraldry." Here are some: Antelope Jack; Albuquerque Alice; Hog-Eyed Nellie; Gunny Sack Bill; Pie Biter Baker; Cemetery Sam; Peckerwood Pete; Catacorners Ketchum, Wild Bill Hickok, Buffalo Bill Cody. Bartholomew Masterson, thought it wise to change his name to "Bat." He was born in Quebec and if you read the Wikipedia entry for him you will see that he was a very interesting character. For more nicknames: "Trailing the Alias," Waldo Koop, The American West, Jan./Feb. 1977.
Sad Place Names:
Point No Point, Washington; Dismal, North Carolina; Cape Disappointment, Washington; Little Hope, Texas; Boring, Maryland; Misery Bay, Michigan; Tombstone, Arizona; Dead Horse Bay, New York; Murder Island, Nova Scotia. "14 of the Most Depressing Place Names in North America," Bess Lovejoy, Mental Floss, May 11, 2015.
On Somnambulism:
This story was reported by CP back in July, 1979: (Barrie)- "A man wearing only a pyjama top was found walking along a highway early Wednesday about five kilometres from the motel where he was staying. Provincial police, who picked up the man after a call from a person who found him, said he was sleep-walking. The man was in good shape except for sore feet, police said. They did not identify the man, but said he was from the London-Windsor area."
On Statues:
Many are now being torn down and in this Reuters story from 1989 we can learn how to profit from such destruction:
"Budapest: Right Hand Man: A museum here had paid 500 (pounds) for the right hand of Stalin which was part of the huge Stalin monument toppled in the 1956 Hungarian Revolution. It was sold by the widow of a rector who had it in his Budapest garden as a decoration.
The Stalin statue, which was 28 metres high, was torn down during the night of 23 October 1965. The fragments were collected as souvenirs. The museum intends to show the right hand in an exhibition next year on the epoch of Hungarian Stalinism."
The Price for a Tongass Tree:
A 180 foot tall Sitka spruce is standing (for now) in the Tongass National Forest where it has been standing for a long time. Here is what it is likely to be worth:
"Even when the top and branches are lopped off, a tree this size would yield at least 6,000 board feet of lumber, said industry consultant Catherine Mater, who assessed the spruce’s potential market value for The Washington Post. It would fetch around $17,500 on the open market."
Another Murder of Crows:
Mentioned above and written about before, the murder of crows in Burnaby has a rival murder far to the south in Sunnyvale, California. See for proof: "A California City Overrun With Crows Turns to Lasers and a Boombox to Scare Them Away: City employees will spend an hour every night shining green lasers and playing corvid distress calls to humanely harass the birds into leaving, Margaret Osborne, Smithsonian Magazine, Jan. 20, 2022. And: "A California City Is Overrun by Crows. Could a Laser Be the Answer? In a move befitting its Silicon Valley setting, the city of Sunnyvale, Calif., will aim a laser at 1,000 birds that have overwhelmed the downtown area during the pandemic," Alyssa Lukpat, NYT, Jan. 17, 2022
Friday, 4 February 2022
On Witches
I suppose that beginning a title with "ON" may prepare the reader for something serious and scholarly, but when I look back at what I have done, it doesn't seem to be the case that the posts with such a title were particularly thoughtful. The two I found were: On Barfing and On Worms. This one is "On Witches" because they are again in the news.
The headline is: "Women, Killed as Witches, Pardoned." The pardoners are the members of Catalonia's parliament and those pardoned were the witches disposed of between the 15th and 18th centuries. Apparently the parliamentarians were following the fine example provided by those in the "Witches of Scotland Campaign" who are advocating for a pardon for the almost 4,000 witches tried under the Witchcraft Act of 1563. Apparently, as well, the UN recently passed a resolution on the issue of people currently being accused of witchcraft.
I suppose I noticed the headline partially because it was good to have another example of victims from the past, since some of the ones today seem to think they are the only ones who have ever existed, and to remind them that their victim status probably resulted from something less severe than, say burning at the stake.
The execution of witches is a serious historical matter since there were many of them in many places in different periods. Why many of the victims were women is a good question to be asked. There are also many other questions involving the disciplines of psychology, sociology and theology.
The current pardons also create some good philosophical issues, the basic one being, does such retrospective contrition do any good since those pardoned are deader that the parrot in the Python sketch. I guess it does suggest that we are smarter now and now implicitly condemn the actions of those who killed the witches, although they won't know, since they are also deceased. We might also face a problem if the number of pardons issued increases exponentially as has the number of statues toppled. Should those punished for blasphemy or the violation of what were known as "Blue Laws" now be forgiven? Probably not the former since it is still a crime in large sections of the world.
I admit both, that I am skeptical that such pardons do much good, and that I am not a philosopher. I don't think current Catalonians are responsible for the deeds done by those in the past, just as I don't think, as a former citizen of the U.S., that I am guilty of the crimes of dead slaveholders there. But, on your behalf, beyond reading the headline, I did a bit of research and found this:
"Like downed statues, posthumous pardons do not change public policy. They do not repeal bad laws. They certainly do not have any discernible effect on their recipients. But they have the potential to do much more than simply make people feel a little better about the past. In fact, they may be most valuable precisely for what they promise. In repudiating miscarriages of justice, especially those with racial overtones, such pardons make a statement that what was done in the past was wrong, and they serve as markers that make it more difficult for such wrongs to be repeated. At their best, they have the potential to restore faith in a judicial system in which many people have lost confidence, and to further the work of building a more just, more tolerant, and more equitable society."
Given the above and that the pardons probably "Do No Harm", I guess they are harmless, so pardon me.
Sources:
The basic headline, "Women, Killed as Witches, Pardoned," is found in The Wall Street Journal, Jan. 28, 2022.
For the Scottish situation see: "Three Centuries After the Horrific Treatment of Women and Others Under the Witchcraft Act in Scotland, an Apology Could Finally be Granted in 2022," Hannah Brown, The Scotsman, Dec. 21, 2021.
The Bonus:
If you wish to study this issue at the university level, you can shop around in the syllabi found on the campus nearby. Here are a few from the past:
History 2459G (530)"Midwives, Madonnas, Witches and Whores: Women in early modern Europe, 1500-1700."
Philosophy 2006: Metaphysics & Epistemology of Witchcraft
Monday, 24 January 2022
THEODORE ROOSEVELT
Riding Off Into The Sunset
Theodore Roosevelt Presidential Library
Sources:
Monday, 13 July 2020
Brock's Monument
Statues Again
Wednesday, 17 October 2018
Aperçu #2
Historical Censoriousness

Tuesday, 19 December 2017
Speaking of Statues
Relax, I said about all I had to say on this subject in my year-end rant where I suggested that there should be a statute of limitations on the elimination of statues. Perhaps I should also have suggested that we should no longer construct any at all. I say this now because I had forgotten about the controversy over the memorial to the Vietnam War, but was reminded of it because of a new book on this subject. I will put down a few words which may serve to help me not forget again.
The new book is James Reston Jr.’s “A Rift in the Earth: Art, Memory, and the Fight for a Vietnam War Memorial”, in which he “recounts the bitter debate over Lin’s design and the contest between Lin and Frederick Hart, who was commissioned to make the memorial more appealing to traditionalists with the addition of a bronze statue known as “Three Soldiers.”
Apparently I am not the only one who forgot about all this since one reviewer notes; “Maya Lin’s Vietnam Veterans Memorial has been so successful that one almost forgets the ugly storms of racism and misogyny with which opponents of the design fought the young architect more than 35 years ago.” (One opponent said it “was designed by a gook.”)
Perhaps future statues should be virtual rather than concrete so they can be more easily deleted.
Post Script:
For a couple of reviews of the book see: “Fighting a War Over a War Memorial,” Philip Kennicott, Washington Post, Dec. 1, 2017 and “The Right Way to Memorialize an Unpopular War,” by Michael J. Lewis, New York Times, Sept. 11, 2017.
There are at least two more books on the subject: To Heal a Nation, by Jan Scruggs and Joel Swerdlow and Robert Doubek’s, Creating the Vietnam Veterans Memorial.
In my year-end jeremiad relating to political correctness and STATUES I also considered WORDS, particularly those which should no longer be used. One of them is MASTER. You will be pleased to learn that that odious word has now received Canadian censure: “York University Scraps 'College Master' Academic Title to Cut Association to Discrimination and Racism”, National Post, Dec. 18, 2017.
Although Canadians were slightly slower than Americans in banning “Master”, it looks like we may be taking the lead in banning words that are not offensive, but sound like they might be:
“A Simon Fraser University (SFU) professor has launched a petition urging officials to change the school’s team name from The Clan, suggesting it could offend U.S.-based opponents and potentially put student athletes at risk.The university’s teams are known as The Clan, formerly the Clansmen, in honour of the Scottish heritage of the man the school is named after.”
No doubt as this is being written hundreds of bowdlerizers are scouring lengthy lists of homonyms, homographs and heterographs looking for new words to ban. I do suppose, however, that the rather dramatic loss of words from our vocabulary may be more than offset by the addition of new gender pronouns.
My rant was cleverly concealed, but if you wish to know what I said see here since I have made the early resolution to abandon things controversial and contemporary in the coming year.
Wednesday, 24 May 2017
Southern Dining
A Round Table Again
“Set yourself down,” one man said.