Survival Wisdom

Wine Advice

   This is another of my useful Public Service Announcements. It is taken from The New Yorker and the wisdom is Nate Odenkirk's, not mine. Two things should be noted: 1) only a small snippet of the advice offered is provided here and, 2) I received it in an email from The New Yorker, to which I subscribe, and it seems to me that some of the items in the emails don't make it to the printed edition. 

   So, I am performing a public service in archiving this valuable information and saving you from having to listen to an insufferable, wine-glass twirling oenophile. While the advice is intended for those who are in a hurry, I think it applies generally to all wine buying, allowing more time for the drinking of it. 

   Mr. Odenkirk offers this additional advice:

Skip the tasting profile
Wine tasting profiles are basically essays printed in small type that describe the wine’s characteristics. They’re very helpful if you’ve lately found yourself craving a “full-bodied, citrus-forward wine with hints of melon, clove, and marzipan.” But in all other scenarios, these flowery dissertations are a titanic waste of time that you do not have! Does it allege to be “wine”? Huzzah. Buy it.

Source:
  "Wine-Buying Tips For People Who Are Running Late," Nate Odenkirk, The New Yorker, May 6, 2022.

The Bonus:

   "Odenkirk" is a slightly odd name so I looked for more information about Nate Odenkirk. It just happens to be the case that we are about to watch the conclusion of the fine drama series: Better Call Saul. Saul is Saul Goodman, who is played by the writer, comedian and actor, Bob Odenkirk. His son is Nate Odenkirk.