Friday, 31 March 2023

Holy Mackerel

 


   It is the last day of March and one measure of my lack of productivity is found in the number "4",  which is the total of my posts for this month -- so far. At least I have been consistent, in that I was also unproductive during those thirty days in areas other than blogging. In order to increase my output and decrease the anger of an audience left with nothing to read, I will look about and see what I can come up with.

   Let's start with fish and begin with mackerel, which will be followed by squid. Never a particularly popular fish, the mackerel were at least plentiful. In the North Atlantic, however, their numbers have plummeted. Last year the Department of Fisheries and Oceans closed the mackerel fishery, and next week the DFO will announce if it will remain closed.

   That the mackerel stock has now reached the "critical zone", is partially caused by one of the factors that led to the collapse of the cod fishery - overfishing. U.S. fishermen, by the way, continue to fish for mackerel, which increases the Maritimers dissatisfaction with the way the DFO handles things. 

  Environmental factors and climate change also affect the migratory paths of fish, who like humans, seek water with the proper temperature. A historical example of this is found in 1816 which is known as the "year without a summer." The eruption of Indonesia's Tambora volcano in 1815 resulted in a global drop in temperature and the bad weather led to food shortages. 1816 is also referred to as the "Mackerel Year" since the fishermen in the Gulf of Maine focussed on them when other species declined, perhaps an aquatic example of the "butterfly effect." 


About Those Squid
   
   I learned about the situation in the North Atlantic from a recent article in the G&M. That reminded me of the squid in the South Atlantic. They are rapidly disappearing and the main problem is industrial fishing. Such overfishing is illustrated in the satellite mage above. You have probably seen such pictures which show the parts of planet earth at night when it is supposed to be dark. Major urban areas show up as illuminated strips where expected, such as along the North Atlantic coastline. It is surprising, however, when bright spots appear in what I imagine as one of the darker places, the South Atlantic Ocean, off the coast of Argentina. The lighted cities consist of hundreds of boats, many from Asian countries, using very bright lights to attract squid. Perhaps we need to cut back a bit on the calamari. 


The Bonus:
 
   The title of this post was deliberately chosen for marketing purposes since I knew that you were unlikely to be lured by "fish", for example. If you look up the history of "Holy Mackerel" you will learn a great deal and much of it will be more interesting than this post. It appears that in the old days, like the ones now, euphemisms were needed to soften the expressions used. It is better to say, "Holy Mackerel" than "Holy Mary" or "Holy Madonna". Actually, given the current explosion of euphemisms, students may be required to major in Euphemisms rather than English. 
   But, my "Holy Mackerel" comes from a different place, since I am not very religious. I associate it with a radio show from the 1950s and the catchphrase "Holy Mackerel There Andy!" It is a show now vilified, partially because of the appropriation accusation and you can learn more about it by reading the Wikipedia entry for "Amos 'n' Andy" or read the book by Bart Andrews pictured below.
Sources
  My wife insists that she sometimes reads this drivel, but she did admit that she never reads "The Bonus" (where I often place the best stuff) or "The Sources", so I will only put a few: 
   "Atlantic Mackerel Numbers Have Collapsed - Can A Moratorium Bring Them Back," Daniel Boyce and Jenn Thornhill Verma, The Globe and Mail, March 26, 2023.
   About the Mount Tabora and mackerel see: "What Can Mackerel and A Volcano Say About Climate Change" Patrick Whittle, AP in the G&M, Jan. 23, 2017
   "Squid in the Spotlight: Unregulated Squid Fisheries Are Headed for Disaster," Greenpeace, March 2022. "Argentine Denounces "Depredation" by Foreign Fishing Fleets," Javier Castro Bugarin, Online News, March 21, 2023.
  For "Holy Mackerel" see: "Why Do People Say "Holy Mackerel?", By Stacy Conradt, Mental Floss, Jan 5, 2012.

Saturday, 25 March 2023

Nostalgia Isn't What It Used To Be

 Nordstrom and Zellers

   This post is not about either of those commercial establishments since you will already have read a lot about them over the last few weeks. If you haven't, I will say simply that the purveyor of luxury goods (Nordstrom) left Canada, while the discount chain (Zellers) returned. Zellers, by the way, closed hundreds of stores about a decade ago, and was bought by Target which more recently closed shop and left to go back to the more robust southern market. Sears had already gone and Lowes and Bed Bath & Beyond are also exiting. What this all means I will leave for the more mercantile-minded to explain to you, but to put it in balance sheet terms, I think it likely constitutes a 'loss.'  I could be wrong. Apparently nostalgia-seeking Canadians are lining up for Zellers-branded red sweatshirts and Dollar General stores and pay-day lenders are multiplying quickly enough to more than fill the commercial real estate spaces left empty by Nordstrom. 

But What About Schnurr's?


   My real intention, which is not clear from that digressive first paragraph, is to bring to your attention a story you did not read. It is about a General Store that is located in Linwood, Ontario. It has been there for 165 years and if you are a fan of true nostalgia, you can go shop there or, in September, take a tour during "Door's Open Waterloo Region." 
  More importantly, if you read the article I will provide about Schnurr's, along with my earlier post about “Dorfläden,” you will learn a great deal about the history of 'General Stores', which is more interesting, I think, than knowing about the current retail environment. 

Sources:
   "This Family-Owned Grocery Store Has Been Serving the Linwood Community for 165 Years," Carmen Groleau, CBC News, Mar. 23, 2023.
   “Dorfläden, is the German term for "village stores", which appear to be coming back. The post about it is Here and if you are interested in old-timey things like "Service Stations", see Here. 

The Bonus:
   The picture of Schnurr's is from Google Street View. If you are longing for the good old department store days, here is a scene from inside of Kingsmill's which used to exist in London. It is also from Google and more about that is found in this post: "Detour."

Friday, 24 March 2023

On Ophiology

The Sounds of Snakes

   
   While I have not felt like writing much lately, I have continued to read and that allows me to present you with items more interesting than I could otherwise provide. This piece is about snakes and it is from the same book from which I copied, about a month ago, a description of hail storms. In this instance, W. H. Hudson recalls the snake sounds he heard as a child. They were coming from under the floor beneath his bed. 

   I grew up in an area where there were a lot of snakes, but I can't say I ever heard any, and apart from the ones that rattle, I didn't think snakes made much noise. You will learn from the piece below that they do make sounds and I learned from it what 'ophiology' is. If you are not a fan of snakes, you are warned that the symphony of snakes described here, may give you the shivers.

   "Snakes were common enough about us; snakes of seven or eight different kinds, green in the green grass, and yellow and dusky-mottled in dry and barren places and in withered herbage, so that it was difficult to detect them. Sometimes they intruded into the dwelling-rooms, and at all seasons a nest or colony of snakes existed in the thick old foundations of the house, and under the flooring. In winter they hibernated there, tangled together in a cluster no doubt; and in summer nights when they were at home, coiled at their ease or gliding ghost-like about their subterranean apartments, I would lie awake and listen to them by the hour. For although it may be news to some closet ophiologists, serpents are not all so mute as we think them. At all events this kind, the Philodryas aestivus--a beautiful and harmless colubrine snake, two and a half to three feet long, marked all over with inky black on a vivid green ground--not only emitted a sound when lying undisturbed in his den, but several individuals would hold a conversation together which seemed endless, for I generally fell asleep before it finished. A hissing conversation it is true, but not unmodulated or without considerable variety in it; a long sibilation would be followed by distinctly-heard ticking sounds, as of a husky-ticking clock, and after ten or twenty or thirty ticks another hiss, like a long expiring sigh, sometimes with a tremble in it as of a dry leaf swiftly vibrating in the wind. No sooner would one cease than another would begin; and so it would go on, demand and response, strophe and antistrope; and at intervals several voices would unite in a kind of low mysterious chorus, death-watch and flutter and hiss; while I, lying awake in my bed, listened and trembled. It was dark in the room, and to my excited imagination the serpents were no longer under the floor, but out, gliding hither and thither over it, with uplifted heads in a kind of mystic dance; and I often shivered to think what my bare feet might touch if I were to thrust a leg out and let it hang down over the bedside."

Source:
  Far Away and Long Ago: A Childhood in Argentina, W. H. Hudson. Eland Books, 1982, pp.207-208.

The Bonus:
   
It gets worse. I also happen to be reading Hudson's, Idle Days in Patagonia. Early on in the book Hudson describes an incident when he accidentally shoots himself in the leg and has to wait in a windowless cabin while his friend goes for help. He learns that he is not alone:

 "At length, about midnight, I was startled by a slight curious sound in the intense silence and darkness. It was in the cabin and close to me. I thought at first it was like the sound made by a rope drawn slowly over the clay floor. I lighted a wax match, but the sound had ceased, and I saw nothing. After awhile I heard it again, but it now seemed to be out of doors and going round the hut, and I paid little attention to it. It soon ceased, and I heard it no more. So silent and dark was it thereafter that The hut I reposed in might have been a roomy coffin in which I had been buried a hundred feet beneath the surface of the earth. Yet I was no longer alone, if I had only known it, but had now a messmate and bedfellow who had subtly crept in to share the warmth of the cloak and of my person—one with a broad arrow-shaped head, set with round lidless eyes like polished yellow pebbles, and a long smooth limbless body, strangely segmented and vaguely written all over with mystic characters in some dusky tint on an indeterminate grayish-tawny ground...."

[When his friend returns, Hudson learns he has been sleeping with the snake.]

"Not until the sun was an hour up did my friend return to me to find me hopeful still, and with all my faculties about me, but unable to move without assistance. Putting his arms around me he helped me up, and just as I had got erect on my sound leg, leaning heavily on him, out from beneath the poncho lying at my feet glided a large serpent of a venomous kind, the Craspedocephalus alternactus, called in the vernacular the 'serpent with cross.' Had my friend's arms not been occupied with sustaining me he, no doubt, would have attacked it with the first weapon that offered, and in all probability killed it, with the result that I should have suffered from a kind of vicarious remorse ever after. Fortunately it was not long in drawing its coils out of sight and danger into a hole in the wall."


Sources: 
   'Ophiology' is a sub-field of Herpetology and the Wikipedia entry for that is here.
   You will learn from this very interesting article that cobras growl: "6 Sssecrets of a Snake-Sound Scientissst," Kate Horowitz, Mental Floss, Sept. 21, 2015. 

CANCON
   Snakes, lots of them, can be found at the Narcisse Snake Dens which are located about an hour from Winnipeg. "Snakes On A Plain: A Visit to Manitoba's Narcisse Snake Dens: A Bucket List Experience Observing the World's Largest Concentration of Snakes," Robin Esrock, Canadian Geographic, Mar. 2, 2023.

Thursday, 23 March 2023

"Under the Weather"

 


Documenting the Dreariness
   I have been feeling unwell and also assisting someone who is really unwell. For those reasons I have not posted anything for over two weeks and don't feel much like doing so even now. But, I will, since I happened upon an article which lessens the effort required to think about a subject about which to write. As well, I will likely quote from it to reduce the amount of writing I actually have to do.
   I thought that not feeling very good probably led me to think that the weather also has not been very good. That the sky was as cloudy and congested as my sinuses and lungs. An X-ray revealed that my lungs were as full of moisture as the clouds, which seem to have been hanging around for weeks. They have been.
   That my physical state was in sync with the meteorological one is proved by this article for which this is the headline:
"It Was the Darkest Winter in 80 Years: Ontario Endured 'Exceptionally Low' Sunlight in January." Here is more about the gloomy picture outside our windows:

"Though Ontario had "unremarkable" levels of sunlight in December, it was in January when the province experienced "exceptionally low" amounts of solar energy, Brettschneider said. It was followed by a February season which also had lower-than-normal levels of sunlight.
Looking back at the weather in Toronto this season, the city experienced 14 consecutive days in late January without the sun appearing, according to David Phillips, senior climatologist with Environment Canada. Earlier in the season, between Dec. 30 and Jan. 13, there was only one day that was described as mainly clear."
 
   
It is typical that here in Ontario it has been just 'dreary' and not as exciting and sensational as it has been elsewhere where there are "Bomb Cyclones", "Atmospheric Rivers and "Polar Vortexes." I can report, however, that we did have one evening of "Thundersnow", which means that we had both thunder and lightning while the snow was falling. It is, by the way, very dreary here again today.

The Bonus:
   There is a "Brettschneider" quoted in the article above and he has been noticed in MM before. Back in 2018 his data were used to define what it means to "Have A Nice Day." If you would like to know what 'nice days' are and where some can be found, have a look at that post.

Sources: 
   "It Was the Darkest Winter in 80 Years... was written by Joshua Chong and found in The Toronto Star, March 18, 2023.



   Only the truth is found in MM and no hyperbole encountered. Weather reporting these days does often contain a lot of hot air and that is noted in this piece:
"Bomb Cyclone? Or Just Windy With a Chance of Hyperbole?: When the Barometer Drops, the Volume of 'Hyped Words' Rises, and Many Meteorologists Are Not Happy About It," Matt Richtel, New York Times, Jan. 18, 2023. 
  Also noted on the U.S. major TV networks are the now nightly 'breaking news' meteorological horror stories involving millions of people directly in the path of something awful. That some of these stories may be more ratings-driven than weather-related is touched upon in this post: "The Human Suffering Index.

  

Sunday, 5 March 2023

The Brier

 


2023 Tim Hortons Brier
    This major sporting event is taking place in London, Ontario as I type. Before it is completed, it is likely that over 250,000 fans from all over Canada will have braved snowy weather to attend The Brier. "All over" does mean that; one of the first teams to win this year is from Nunavut.
    My Canadian friends will know more than I about what I think I am going to write, so they can get back to watching "The Brier."
   The sport involved is curling, which even my American readers will know about, since they have likely made fun of it. Tim Hortons is the sponsor, but the company does not appear to be too possessive of The Brier, since an ' is not found in the name of the event. Tim Hortons, is Canada's version of Dunkin' Donuts, although it is not a Canadian company. The founder of the company was the hockey player, Tim Horton who probably curled. 
   I know nothing about curling, although I was once tempted to learn about the sport because apparently the winners of a curling event buy the losers beer. I am only wasting our time because of the word "brier." All of this talk about "The Brier" got me wondering what "brier" actually means. 
   "Brier" typically refers to a type of wood used in making pipes and it also refers to a type of tobacco that was sold by the Macdonald Tobacco Company which was founded in Montreal. Macdonald Tobacco started sponsoring the tournament back in 1927 and did so for many years and the teams competed for the Brier Tankard. 



The Good News
   Although "The Brier" has brought lots of people who are not homeless into downtown London, it has not yet attracted any protestors. Given that The Brier is associated with a tobacco company it is surprising that the language police have not called for its erasure, particularly since Macdonald was of Scottish heritage and a Scottish lass appears on one of the Macdonald tins I did not show. A former prime minister named "Macdonald" is now persona non grata.
 
Let us hope that those who are easily upset and even injured by words and images do not discover the pajamas on sale as Brier merch.



Sources: 
   
If you are really interested in curling see, Curling Canada. 
   For the history of The Brier

Monday, 27 February 2023

Bruno's Books

   Bruno Schröder worked in the Ibbenbüren mines near the German town of Mettingen. He was also a collector of books and Der Spiegel reports that he bought about twenty new volumes per week. He passed away a while back and it was discovered that there are about 70,000 books in the house he left behind. Here is a sample of what is to be seen as you enter one room.  


  One person who viewed photographs of the collection says: "But I also recognized something else: one of the bookcases pictured online was filled with thin books in antique tones, each with a small title label hand-pasted on its spine. They were from Insel Verlag, which publishes a series of classics in sturdy but portable hardcovers. The Insel-Bücherei books are easy to spot: their covers boast no photographs, blurbs or ISBNs."  Apparently the books are catalogued and well organized. 



    According to a story reported by Daniel Winkelkotte, "It could be the largest private library in Westphalia," Winkelkotte says. Taking aside public libraries or private museums and research centers, how many anonymous people in the world, whose work activity has nothing to do with literature, have housed so many books in their homes? "The house is quite inconspicuous in the middle of a housing estate. But under the roof, and up to the roof, there is a real treasure: a treasure trove of books." But, wait, there are more:


  Given that he was an engineer, he must have calculated the weight the ceilings would hold.

  The entire house was full of, and the walls covered in books. His wife must have been a wonderful soul and would likely have agree with the Reverend Sydney Smith who wrote: "No furniture so charming as books, even if you never open them, or read a single word.”

Sources:
   "Hoard As Many Books As You Can; Let Them Be Your Life's Companions," Jane Shilling, The Telegraph Online, Jan. 29, 2023.
   "The Secret Story of the German Miner Who Had 70,000 Books," CE Noticias Financieras, Feb. 8, 2023.
   "Shelf Life," Irina Dumitrescu, TLS, Feb. 24, 2023

Post Script:
   You may recall that Professor Macksey also had about 70,000 books, but he was a professor of literature. See: "Professor Macksey's Library (Again.)"
   Stalin had only 25,000. See: "Stalin's Library." 

"The Embrace"


Has Not Been Wholeheartedly Embraced
 
 "The Embrace" is a sculpture now found in Boston. It is pictured above and is over 20 feet tall. It can be viewed from another angle in the image below. 



   






  The statute is commemorating Martin Luther King, Jr. and his wife, Coretta Scott King, and they are the ones embracing. The bronze sculpture is meant to represent the embrace pictured below when MLK won the Nobel Prize in 1964. 



  There are other angles from which the statue can be observed and many who have viewed it are not happy with any of them. Here is one example, which is perhaps safe to cite: 

“Given that I am not White, I am safe from ANY charges of racism for saying the MLK embrace statue is aesthetically unpleasant. The famous photo should have been a FULL statue of the couple and their embrace. What a huge swing and miss in honoring the Dr & Mrs King. SAD!” tweeted Boston Herald columnist Rasheed N. Walters."

Public Art Is Problematic
   There are two reasons why I noticed the dispute about the object in the Boston Common and it is a fitting way to end what has been a long "Black History Month." You will recall that there are quite a few posts on MM which involve statues. There are even some about statutes carved out of butter. Generally they are subjects about which there have been arguments, but those controversies have been political in nature. The statutes have been removed or destroyed because the person sculpted can no longer be tolerated. In this instance the debate is largely an aesthetic one. Given that I am White, I will not offer a view and simply provide some sources for you to use, so you can judge for yourself. 
   The second reason I noticed all of this is because of the sculptor. His name is Hank Willis Thomas. You may recall the story I told about another of his "Black Sculptures," which is now on private display in a back yard in Vancouver. If it was on public display, it would likely be problematic. 

Sources:
   Here is an 'official' account and more photos: "The Embrace" With Hank Willis Thomas," MASS
   "Martin Luther King Jr. Statue in Boston Draws Online Mockery, Disdain: The statue was inspired by a photograph of King and his wife, Coretta, embracing after he learned that he won the 1964 Nobel Peace Prize," Travis M. Andrews, Washington Post, Jan. 15, 2023.
   "I Wanted to Love the New Boston MLK Statue. But It's Just Awkward: Hank Willis Thomas's Tribute to the Rev. Martin Luther King Jr. and Coretta Scott King Has Polarized Opinion Everywhere," Sebastian Smee, Washington Post, Jan. 17, 2023.
Post Script:
    You are likely puzzled about the butter statues. There are two posts: "Butter" and "The Land of Cockaigne."